#suburbanites

[ely0tto]

have this wonderful homie but her friends are TERRIBLE... it's not that they're toronto suburbanites who don't make art or music, no. I can deal with that. I can deal with adventure time and skateboarding clips, too. Occasionally I do enjoy a drink and smoke and listening to bad hiphop from 2018... I can even deal with the cornball pop art print of Audrey Hepburn staring at me from the exposed brick wall like some twisted sitcom decor. but GOD these people are so uninterested in eachother, in THEMSELVES!!! I ask one of these people a question about their lives and the answer is almost always short, "I dunno" "sometimes" type shit... At first I thought it was because they don't like me, but my boyfriend who lived in the suburbs of Toronto for several years let me know that kids from there are just like that. Stationary. Blank slates. Vessels for the booze to act through. They'll start acting like people once they've had a few more drinks. SERIOUSLY??????

and that aside, I can tell they think I'm weird because they tell me so!! I bought a canned caesar they're all like ewwwwww like FUCK ENJOY YOUR PABST SORRY I DONT LIKE THE DICK CHEESE AFTERTASTE

[high-quality-tiktoks]

and we never bought anything, cuz we’re broke

[madam-nebula-supreme]

Suburbs (derogatory)

[sheltiechicago]

[nineteenthsblur]

hard to find a good mag stands and bookstores in the suburbs😢

Give me a creative-intellectual piece— forever in my thoughts.

[citythoughts]

Walking Purposes

Resulting from the pandemic, are suburbanites realizing the greatness of this widely experienced basic function of our body... but that there are few to no options to walk with a destination? Sometimes in the burbs you drive to walk on a boardwalk or trail. As New Yorkers we walk all day to a destination. Contrarily to suburbanites we even go out of our way to a park, just to take a walk outside of our neighborhood or without a purpose. Is suburban walking limited to walking the dog and passing your neighbors homes? Only near main streets can they walk with a destination. 

[parvey]

Sometimes you just need lunch with @rizwanmanji. And shopping at malls. #suburbanites (at Mall of America) https://www.instagram.com/p/B71w0LYlxCC/?igshid=1g146a189v3d0

[fredheads]

1. Semi-Detached Suburbian Mr James Manfred Mann 2. Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees 3. Sounds of the Suburbs The Members 4. Subdivisions Rush 5. Bentswood Boys Suede 6. 007 Shanty Town Desmond Dekker 7. Hatfield 1980 Everything But The Girl 8. South London Boroughs Burial 9. Suburban Dream Martha and the Muffins 10. I'm Gonna Move to the Outskirts of Town Ray Charles

anon, you are possibly, the coolest person alive!!! 

i put almost all of them together on a spotify playlist here !!! 

thank you so much!!!! 🏡🏡🏡🏡