#succrp

[talktotom]

HEY you got Greg's number? He's so cute! and he's not dating anyone right?!

I do, obviously. But I'm not going to be handing it out to strangers on the internet, are you insane?

...Why don't you go into his inbox and ask him directly.

[goaskgreg]

..saw this on instagram and couldnt resist lmaoo

[talktotom]

Hello Tom.

It’s nice to talk. Would you consider yourself more of a bottom or a top?

Hello, random stranger on the internet.

It. Can be. It depends on your point of view and the conversation at hand, doesn't it?

I think it's pretty clear that I'm top. Top dog, no? Top of the food chain? On top of the world?

[talktotom]

So what are you teaching greg to cook? And do you like baking too aside from cooking?

Well, actually, I decided to go with a pear bundt cake because it's. traditional Minnesotan dessert and shit. And somewhat simple, but not too simple. Obviously spruced it up a bit, specifically with a maple syrup icing to honour Greg's moose heritage. It turned out good! Next time might be cooking instead of baking. He picked it up pretty quick, I think.

[goaskgreg]

itsss late and youre already sound asleepb snnoozing awsy so peaceful 😴😴 @talktotom but j was thinkin tomkorrow morning iii should make us some eggss.... or greggs HAH mmmaube even a tomelette hehe. Remind me ifbi forget okay? Okay. Gnight tommm

[goaskgreg]

@talktotom which gin recipe do you want to try tonight? i've got a bunch of options here, some fancy and others... elegantly understated

i wanna make sure we have all the ingredients before we get too far into the day in case something needs to be picked up. well, that you have the ingredients, rather, because we're at your place but- you know what i mean

[talktotom]

what would you do if greg quit?

cant answer this PRROPERLY beccause he can’t. hes mine. ssssoooo pointt is moot!

[talktotom]

With all due respect, sir. You're hot. Byeeeeee

Oh. Well, ah. That’s. Kind of you. I guess. Bye?