Peri-menopause: when your body doesn't know what the fuck it's doing at any given point in time. Such fun. </sarcasm> Me: frequent trips to BR to pee (not helped when cat lies on top of bladder), hot flashes, 5 min of increased sex drive then 'whatever' ('Whatever' usually being can't be bothered to do anything about it until the moment passes...or taking care of business myself), bouts of insomnia, a period that doesn't know if it's actually going to amount to an actual cycle period or just intermittent bleeding every other day.





