Great Tits & Mischief

Christian, they/them, Queenie, ace/aro, agender If you’re a terf or aphobe get off of my blog immediately 🙃

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[captain-price-returns]

You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.

[duchessvongooseberg]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[dozydawn]

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[obscurevideogames]

Tsugunai: Atonement (Cattle Call - PS2 - 2001)

[myassgoodbye]

Just finished streaming this game. It’s mostly good & has a nice little town that you help & change but the last couple bosses are so much harder than the rest of the game

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Egg" and "poor innocent gnc cis man being attacked by the evil trans women" aren't the only options btw. Sometimes people just, get this, choose to have their enormous online presence remain closeted.

It's actually really weird how easily online queer spaces seem to forget that the closet is a thing.

[tpwrtrmnky]

This might come as a surprise for those who use the internet as their primary outlet for queerness but some people are online to do their jobs and don't want to be out at work.

[tpwrtrmnky]

The more of an audience someone has, the more understandable it gets if they share absolutely nothing about their personal life, queer identity included. "You should experiment with new pronouns and see how you like it" is a sensible suggestion to make in a situation where you're surrounded by people who either don't care or can be trusted to be supportive, but if you've got a six-digit number of capricious strangers screenshotting everything you say in public, you quickly learn that vulnerability and openness has a cost to it.

[myassgoodbye]

Yeah identity is weird. It’s easy to think “you must always be your authentic self with everyone,” but like you are a different person around your grandma than you are around your boss, a baby, a stranger, etc.

I don’t especially care if the barista knows I’m non binary. Some people would care, some people don’t. Does that mean I’m in the closet? Man, idk.

Sometimes an aspect of yourself just doesn’t need to be communicated to certain people. It doesn’t mean you’re ashamed or scared, just that it’s not relevant or you’re busy or whatever.

That’s for real life but even for online shit, maybe the followers of your blog about cheese recipes don’t need to know you’re a trans man or autistic or a doctor. If you wanna tell them & feel comfortable doing so, go for it but if not, cool.

[mothcub]

My heavenly vessel.

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[myassgoodbye]

My 2 year old nephew has a little remote control car he can drive in (the remote drives him, he isn’t driving) & you can hook up your phone to play music but it comes with a few songs.

A couple are in some other language (possibly Chinese?) but the English one is Believer by Imagine Dragons & it’s so funny to see this baby in a toy car & suddenly hear Believer blasting from it

[segamascott]

my conspiracy theory is that rupaul named her movie stop that train so it would be harder to google the time she tried to beat the transphobia allegations by posting the trans flag but she accidentally googled train flag instead

[segamascott]

i remember

[doomedmutual]

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[myassgoodbye]

It’s easy to see media today & think “well I don’t see any overt misogyny here. Maybe people are just overreacting or looking too far into things.”

But when you look at old commercials, not even that old, like 90s & prior, you see just how preposterous it was. Like a housewife being made to feel like shit bc her coffee wasn’t good & only being validated by her husband when she used the right brand. Women explicitly being told “you need this item to be in shape so you can attract a man.”

And even if those commercials don’t exist anymore bc culture has decided it’s offensive, kids are being raised by people who grew up on those commercials & the culture that created them.

It can be interesting to see old media & think “it’s wild that people used to think that” but ideas hardly ever die instantly

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[myassgoodbye]

I want booty shorts that say this

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut