Assbutt

fuck you, Delilah.

[cloudthesamoyed]

[sealeo]

[clitliquor-deactivated20180707]

how long is that video oh my god

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

[richwhore]

Put this in the MOMA

[ultrafacts]

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[macwithac-deactivated20160924]

Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”

[sketchpon-thefgt-deactivated201]

But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?

[ultrafacts]

On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.

On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.

In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”

Sources: 1 2 3

[flylittlekoala]

how do you even tell your superior officer I mean “uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore” “what are you trying to say cadet” “Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.” “…goddamn it, not again.”

[khazaiargos]

And remember the time when the army of Liechtenstein went to war with 80 people and returned home with 81 because they made a friend?

[towardingheadlight]

aww :)

[the-guns-4th-reich-deactivated2]

[rapefugee]

[queerist]

I AM AT MY FUCKING CAPACITY

[unfaggy]

y'all

[myvirgomoon-deactivated20200814]

god please send me a man who likes putting face masks on and doing skincare routines with me amen

[surprisebitch]

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[pumpkinmcqueen]

living the dream

[nanitsnami]

Lmaooo

[softcore-revolutionary]

[theinturnetexplorer]

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

[alwaysbewoke]

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

[rockandrollchick29]

[princessameliarabbit]

OMFGDTIURVEUSKD

[fandumbbutts123456789-blog]

“hows school”

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

u good lookin ppl need 2 stop appropriating ugly culture text posts yall dont know the struggle shut up

[mchaha]

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

[thighschool]

its gonna be like this for the rest of our lives isnt it…

[alexander]

the plot twist of the century

[mouseremote147863456]

THIS IS THE BEST LETTER ANYONE CAN EVER WRITE

[tinaschild]

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced?

me:

[complicated-at-besst-deactivate]

[beyoncespenis]

[blameitonthepatriarchy]

this is like my fave joke

[serious-moxie]

okay that shit was good.

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