#such perfect timing

[scxrletreverie]

i-i’m at lost for words… he looks so good… like, for real…… i’m fainting ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

(i happened to open xhs today of all days,, and immediately getting greeted by this 😭😭 i’m gonna combust)

[jamjamandtoast]

I am going to be sincere, getting a spam comment in one of my fics no less than 36 hours after I mention that I don't lock them because I haven't had any problems with any of that yet is fucking hysterical.

[screamingtheo]

Everyone, please say Hello to Timothy Ta-... erm... Twinkle!

Timothy Twinkle! ... haha...

Timothy is your friendly neighbor! Just a completely harmless beetle with nothing to hide, haha...

... okay, maybe he isn't that harmless...

Name: Timothy Tarantula Twinkle

Pronouns: he / him

Species: Tarantula ... G-Goliath Beetle...

Timothy is a Goliath Beetle, who randomly appeared in the neighborhood one day. No one really knows where he comes from or why he moved here, but... he is a friendly fella, so don't worry!

He loves to participate in Julies games, helps Sally with her plays, assists Poppy in the kitchen or carries Wally's easel whenever he wants to paint in nature. Most times you can find him looming over his neighbors and... I-I mean... helping his neighbors! Haha...

Due to his height, he is a great help carrying stuff or reaching for the cookie jar on top of the shelf.

...

You're not believing me, do you...?

Okay... maybe Timothy is a Tarantula, creeping around the neighborhood and waiting for the perfect opportunity to let his dear neighbors "disappear"...

Did you know the limbs of a spider can grow back? Timothy makes sure to "get rid" of two of his arms whenever they start to grow back, so he maintains his beetle-like appearance. He also likes to wear fake antennas on a cheap hairband.

You don't believe Frank would ever fall for some fake antennas, do you?

No of course not! Frank is well aware of Timothy's intentions and both are highly suspicious of each other.

Howdy also sees right through Timothy and tries to keep his neighbors safe. Timothy does his best to avoid Howdy... he is a bit intimidated by that caterpillar...

Eddie as well as Poppy are oblivious to Timothy being a Tarantula. They even maintain somewhat of a friendship with Timothy... though Eddie wonders why Frank seems to dislike their new friend...

Wally, Julie and Sally are also oblivious. They enjoy spending time with their new neighbor, not realizing that Timothy sees them more as a snack than friends...

Barnaby and Home aren't quite sure what to think of Timothy. That new neighbor seems to avoid them both as best as he can. It's probably because of his fear of dogs... but why does he also avoid Home and averts direct eye contact...?

[leonardburton]

don't you hate it when gender

[thebaagelboy]

The fact that while listening to my ‘Musicals are the Shit’ playlist the song “God, I Hate Shakespeare” came on immediately after I left my Shakespeare II class is so freaking ironic I can’t get over it.

I just sat for a little over an hour during a class designed to celebrate Shakespeare and his various works and then my ears get blasted with

“God, I Hate Shakespeare.

*dramatic gasp*

That’s right I said it.

No!

I do! I hate Shakespeare.

Why??

I just don’t get it. How a mediocre actor from a measly little town, is suddenly the brightest jewel in England’s royal crown.”

[lpdwillwrite4coffee]

Viktor in his fancy ass cloak ripping Craven a new one at the exact moment Selene tosses a Lycan snitch into the room is my new mood for 2018

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

With such perfect timing that is only seen on television or in films,

Mary Shelburne-Grey and Veneziana stride out of W.I.T. headquarters before the building suddenly starts collapsing behind them.