put me in the time loop

charlie - he/they - 23 - transpédégouine

[leonardburton]

[transcript link]

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[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[quietwingsinthesky]

i do think there should be more stories and shows and stuff about guys falling in love with butch women actually, i think that’d be a good thing. and not ‘this is as butch as twitter can handle’, i mean butch as can fucking be without apology, and making those boys weak in the knees about it. i think it’s great actually to have f/m romances that exist to break gender norms, too. i think it sucks that the only mainstream het romances that exist are either about women who are already feminine or with women who are just a little too scarily masculine and have to be fixed into being girlier. that’s shit.

[quietwingsinthesky]

it’s not like. taking away from queer people if you let “the straights” have some genderfuckery in their romance, too. that’s good, actually, the blurring of gender roles and performance and getting better understandings of your own sexuality is good for everyone. and it’s really fucking weird if you think that mainstream “het” romances shouldn’t feature women who are “too masculine” because that’s only allowed for queer people, somehow.

[arloize]

offer me that deathless death

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[robobee]

[thewrongshop]

[ID: a picture of Milchick smiling. Beside him is a test box with the prompt “When I’m happy I say:” and the response “Bitches love my mustache.” Below is a picture of Milchick with a serious expression beside another text box which reads, “When I’m sad I say: This time I’m really gonna do it.” End ID]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[phantomrose96]

Refiner payroll: $206,000 Melon parties: $428 Finger traps: $39 In-House Marching Band: $23,746,300 Egg party: $294

someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this. my severed floor is mutinying.

[electionsmistertumbler]

Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)

Jerry (Totally Spies!)

Asmar (Azur et Asmar)

Remaining time: 4 hours 14 minutes

Propagande Jerry : Une ICONE, un flow inégalable, une calvitie unique, toujours bien habillé et en plus il donne des gadgets vraiment rien à redire

Propagande Asmar :

C'est un mama's boy qui a pas le temps de niaiser. A neuf ans il avait déjà du beef avec les adultes pété de thunes qui parlaient mal à sa mère même si eux ils avaient pas un rond. Maintenant qu'il est adulte c'est un homme capable qui excelle dans tout les domaines et qui suit toujours ses rêves d'enfants Peut et a déjà sacrifié sa vie pour sauver son frère, porte très bien le rouge et à tappé dans l'oeil de la reine des elfes, donc si vous ne le faites pas pour lui, faites le pour honorer sa volonté à elle.

une prof nous avait mis le film en primaire on le redemandait toutes les semaines pour le revoir, c'était le crush de TOUT LE MONDE

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?