#suchasasshole

[maryplethora]

Your post about your lecturer reminds me of a history teacher at my school. He tells ridiculous stories about things like ending up naked in a dumpster in Madrid. There was once a whole Tumblr dedicated to quotes from him.

teachers like that give me life we must protect them at all cost

[kaphka]

suchasasshole

carly is such a tiny go-getter with big ambitions and idk i feel like she’s one of those people who say “i want that” and then gets it for herself, it’s rather inspiring

send me an url and i’ll tell you what i think of them

[kaphka]

It's still the 29th here so happy birthday!

thank you carly dear, hope everything’s okay

[bambisxpphic]

have I ever told you guys a) how horribly I dress b) how cute suchasasshole is or c) how much I love bunnies?

[kaphka]

Someone that makes me happy: you

oh you

this is adorable

tell me about something/someone that makes you happy

[kaphka]

What would I get you for Christmas? I would get you fairy lights to hang in your room, really good tea, and super soft blankets that we could build a fort out of. Also, maybe a hot guy.

this sounds like it could make a pretty good evening

based on what i post, what would you get me for christmas?

[themiddlelynch]

Sleep

sleep:what is the most comforting thing at night time for you?

A six pack.

[owlmylove]

suchasasshole replied to your post: today was day 1 of my new job! and eve...

You /are/ a goddamn delight and you better not forget it.

sublimeashell replied to your post: today was day 1 of my new job! and eve...

you ARE goddamn delight ur the best delight goddammit

both of y'all are the true delights here like god DAMN HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO SWEET, heaven forbid BOTH of you be so adorable. thank you so much loves<3

lickingemokids replied to your post: today was day 1 of my new job! and eve...

ur spectacular dont you dare let anyone tell you different

ur a spectacular sweetheart as always thank you so much love<33

johnhwhatson replied to your post: today was day 1 of my new job! and eve...

you are so much sunshine per square inch

i. can i carry this message around with me for a while? or put it on a t-shirt?? or embroider it??? this is just such a precious sentence and i'm overwhelmed that you're applying it to me when you're clearly sentient starlight. thank you so much oh my gosh  u////u<33