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Wellie Update:
Wellie has been spotted on frat row. It appears to be grumpy, but has yet to maim any Samwell Students. Assuming that Wellie's disposition doesn't change, SUCS will conduct an immediate evacuation from the area. (Please refrain from telling the Men's Hockey Team. We want to see what happens).
Wellie Update:
Wellie has left an unsavory surprise in the student kitchens, which will be closed from 4PM- 6PM today for sanitization. The mystery food, an unidentified brown mass left in a glass dish and covered by tinfoil, was labelled “Lemonade Steak”. We do not know what “Lemonade Steak” is supposed to be, but the anonymous Samwell student who found the dish claims, “it smelled like death”. We do not know how Wellie managed to use the kitchens in secret.
Send your tips and questions here!
Lockdown Update:
According to multiple student accounts, Wellie is sleepy and looking for a place to rest. Do not, under any circumstances, let Wellie into your dorm.
Wellie will use tactics such as pleading, bargaining, and threats to gain entry to your safe space. Wellie will not act on those threats. While Wellie is a creature capable of unfathomable destruction, there is no logical basis for the chaos it creates. Wellie acts on a personal whim, and does not consider humans worthy of incurring its wrath.
If Wellie approaches you and asks for access to a bed, do not engage. Lock your doors and windows immediately. Stay completely silent, and call SUCS as soon as Wellie has left your immediate area. These instructions are vital to your safety. Thank you for your cooperation.
SUCS will be posting updates as the situation develops.
2021 Wellie Update:
SUCS has initiated a campus-wide lockdown to protect the student body in light of Wellie the Well's return to Samwell. Students living on campus are instructed to remain inside their dorms or housing, while students living off-campus must return to their homes. Entering or leaving campus after 6 PM tonight is strictly prohibited. On behalf of Samwell University Campus Security, please stay inside. Remember, your safety is our number one priority.
SUCS will be posting updates as the situation develops.
Lockdown Update:
Since literally no one cares about the blood hungry mascot on the loose, lockdown has been lifted. You are now free to come and go off campus as you please. However, Samwell University Campus Security (SUCS) is incapable of wrangling Wellie. Therefore, the Samwell student body is in grave danger. Stay safe out there!
Lockdown Update:
Wellie has been found and locked inside Faber. It has made no move to escape, so we must assume that Wellie is willingly staying inside the athletic complex. Its motives are unkown, and we do not know how long this will last. Lockdown procedures will continue today.
Volunteer Samwell Dining staff will be delivering meals to students living in dorms during the span of lockdown.
