*orders milkshake from place I've become a regular at near my work that makes really good ones and the owner is really friendly*
*order my usual blue heaven flavour*
Owner: "blue heaven really does seem to be popular with the boys"
Me: "oh...?" *feeling suddenly uncomfortable*
Owner: "yeah I've noticed it seems to only be boys and men who order it. Only girls seem to get strawberry too. Maybe it's our conditioning." *continues making my milkshake and whistling along to the music on the radio*
Me: ... *contemplates life and milkshake choices. Wondering if I'll ever get blue heaven again and hoping the strawberry one is nice*
My dysphoria: "hahaha gotcha bishhh~~" 👉😎👉
So yeah that's the story of how I got dysphoric over a milkshake and why I'll probably be trying strawberry a lot for a while because dysphoria demands it! 😕
At least I like strawberry? 🤔🙄🙃