#badumtshh

[skibber-fish]

ive heard people say that leafy in bfdia 25 made them think leafy had DID. in that case would evil leafy be renamed....looseleaf..

[emmashouldbewriting]

i can't believe i'm forced to pay a tv tax for the bbc to have rick astley ring in the new year

i really hope he doesn't let me down

[msruart]

Once you get this, state five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send this to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable) SPREAD POSITIVITY! 💖 ((Idk if you've gotten this before!! But ily!!))

:-0! i’ll def forget to send this to ppl cause its super early but1. my hair is v fluffy and a lot of ppl think it’s cute2. i look pretty good in halter/crop tops3. my voice is rly flexible from voice exercises (i can sound fem one sec and way masc the next)4. i can catch something that’s falling with my right hand almost flawlessly5. cats literally always like me and come up to me so i can pet them. it’s great!!

[muzdiir]

moms watching braveheart & u kno, they rly draw out his death scene

[cleverestadmin]

rarestones replied to your post: @rarestones: #real talk i 100% thought steven...

wait, where does that leave team aqua?

“You’ll never guess!”

(Off the hook.)

[junipershaven]

*orders milkshake from place I've become a regular at near my work that makes really good ones and the owner is really friendly*

*order my usual blue heaven flavour*

Owner: "blue heaven really does seem to be popular with the boys"

Me: "oh...?" *feeling suddenly uncomfortable*

Owner: "yeah I've noticed it seems to only be boys and men who order it. Only girls seem to get strawberry too. Maybe it's our conditioning." *continues making my milkshake and whistling along to the music on the radio*

Me: ... *contemplates life and milkshake choices. Wondering if I'll ever get blue heaven again and hoping the strawberry one is nice*

My dysphoria: "hahaha gotcha bishhh~~" 👉😎👉

So yeah that's the story of how I got dysphoric over a milkshake and why I'll probably be trying strawberry a lot for a while because dysphoria demands it! 😕

At least I like strawberry? 🤔🙄🙃

[badumtshhh]

The suspense is killing me!!!! :)

-Abe Lincoln at the theatre

[badumtshhh]

Freddy was locked in a box. he had to find a way out. but after brainstorming ideas he gave up

because he couldnt think outside of the box