#sude tag

[targdyke]

#JEVERUS

#JEVERUS!!!!!

[fairiehill]

hi cathyyy okay 6 and 9 for bcj

hiiiii my love!! this is really hard i thought everyone would be like BELLAAAA but i will really consider this 6. What's something you have in common with this character?

doing ket in the middle of the club because a stranger offered me a bump. can i say that here. I think bcj has a certain level of "what the hell, sure" that I share with him. Like half the things I do, I do because it sounds fun, and I'm in.

9. Could you be roommates with this character? I don't think so. At home, I need my quiet time where I'm not a person and having to interact with people and be 'on' 24/7 drives me to despair. i think bcj is the type of roommate to be having loud sex at like 2 am when you're about to fall asleep and i would genuinely get murderous. he facetimes his mom in the living room and now all my friends are invested in how his mom has taken up gardening to deal with the restlessness she feels in her marriage (I'm gossiping with my friends about his mom yes). He watches TikToks with no earphones in, and he's leaving his ties or coats on the couch, which drives me nuts. he's grown up with his mom and a house elf, like he's used to people cleaning up after him. The final straw comes when I come home from work and find out he's hooked up with my best friend on my couch, and I lose it and start killing because I've just steamed that couch the week before to get rid of the crumbs.

(character ask game)

[arakhnee]

studying information status and communicative dynamism while being friends with @stillagoodwitch is hilarious because he'll send me like five texts out of nowhere with absolutely zero context to understand them and I'll be out here immediately quoting five different linguists to explain why there's absolutely no way I could understand his texts

[sugarsnappeases]

i already Just told you… are we saying it publicly… i don’t know….. but you know

sude i can’t believe this actually….. THIS is who i am to you???? out of everything in the world?????? i mean you’re right but i still feel somewhat attacked

[fatemy-friend]

IT'S BEEN HOURS SINCE I READ SHOW ME THE PLACE WHERE HE INSERTED THE BLADE AND I CAN NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT OH MH GOD IT WAS INSANE YOU'RE INCREDIBLE

AHHHHHH SUDE <3 THANK YOU YOURE INCREDIBLE!!! sending 1000 flowers to your door xx i'm so glad u enjoyed this one! you are always so lovely + it's so great to be able to talk to you about LILY + marylily in all their silly stupid fucked up iterations <3333

[fxreflyes]

HI SKYE!!! can i get something about hound of hades

HI SUDE!!!! yes of course, thank u sm for asking!! 🫶🏻🥰

I have answered and given little snippets here and here, but as a short synopsis basically it is an Au where Sirius is hades & Remus is both Persephone & Cerberus!! And it is set in the 80s for fun vibes :)

Another little snippet below! as i mentioned before, this was really supposed to be serious, but since i wrote it drunk it turned into a kind of dark comedy, so here's what we got haha

What no one tells you about being the Lord of anything is that there is actually quite a bit of work required to keep things organized. Lording over the dead was no different. Often death was a bit less fire and brimstone and a bit more pouring over paperwork creating cost-benefit analyses like some kind of morally suspect economist. Sirius had initially thought that being an immortal would save him the tedium of back pain, but the fates must have a sense of irony as he ached from sorting through stacks of pages bearing the sins and good deeds of every individual who entered his realm. Technically, this was the job of his three judges, Minos, Rhadamanthus, and Aeacus, but alas, gross incompetence was not reserved for the land of the living.

Perhaps that’s why Sirius found himself on a street corner again at night, watching people walk by, dressed for the night with hair piled high and the kind of makeup that would have sent his inept judges into a medically impossible undead coma. The hours passed and he had lost count of the cigarettes he had smoked (not having to worry about the state of your lungs was one of the perks of immortality), when he saw Him coming out of the club.

The man who locked eyes with Sirius was practically glowing. Not in the way that anyone around him would notice, not anyone non-magic anyways. If one were only taking in his garments, the man actually looked a bit bedraggled and not at all dressed for the club, and if he weren’t all lit up with magic, Sirius might dare to say that his face might appear a tad haggard. But as it was, the man hummed with magic like a thousand suns, and Sirius was drawn to him like an overlarge leather-clad moth to a flame in the form of a threadbare sweater covered unnaturally tall man.  

[kirilovemail-blog]

YOU DONT HAVE TO CONFESS IF YOU TELL HIM YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH HIS HOPE OR THAT HE’S NOT BORING

@sudesdudes

[targdyke]

taste me when he’s kissing you

— marylily, 3.3k, no warnings

Mary’s gaze burns so hot, dark and intense like a storm. It makes her shiver. It’s a little bit addicting, making Mary furious. It makes Lily want to prod and poke and provoke, draw out every single reaction she can with her bare teeth.

She thinks Mary would look good between her teeth.

for @stillagoodwitch !!!!

happy birthday to my first friend in this fandom, one of my favorite people ever, and the funniest nicest loveliest person i know !!!! i would love to symbolically smoke cigs and bitch with you forever & ever (<- how i picture us in my head) 💖

i love being your friend, thank you for being mine :,) <3