Sugar-- Not Even Once
Hi everyone!
So yesterday a mother of one of students decided to buy me food while I was tutoring her child. She bought me a cheesecake (Cheesecake Factory Godiva Chocolate, specifically... my favorite!). and. 2. huge. cookies.
Tried refusing but she wouldn’t relent. So I brought home this hellish booty to my family who loved it all. BUT I decided I would do an experiment: I would see how my body reacted to actual sugar once again.
Y’all... I had half of the heckin’ cheesecake.
It was heckin’ delicious. And I felt heckin’ awful afterwards. It was like I was on drugs.
Almost immediately I went into a sugar high. I thought the fat from the cheese would cut it, but I was heckin’ wrong. I swear I could see sounds.
My tummy was heckin’ upset. It kept making hellish whale noises. I’m pretty sure my intestines were trying to kick it out of me.
Then I got a headache, which I’m still nursing for. My cranium feels like someone is tap dancing around in there.
Couldn’t sleep very well last night either.
I woke up exhausted for the first time in a very, VERY long time.
So remember kids; Sugar-- not even once.
