#summershandy

[bethanygretchen]

[charliehopper]

SOCIAL DISTANCING DAY 501. Beneficiaries of @smokey_eggs mastery of the green egg once again, after many months of quarantine and not-eating-this-well. Thank you, Tim and Brenda, for a lovely evening where I understood my job to be mostly remembering to bring and consume @leinenkugels #summershandy, say things to Cocoa the Dog like “Who’s a good Cocoa?” and “You’re a good Cocoa,” and continually try to come up with new ways to describe then express gratitude for the various components of the meal. #luckyme #luckyus #greenegg #greenegggrill #summersaturday #backyardlife #quarantinelife (at Noblesville, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSBAGVMLVJJ/?utm_medium=tumblr

[briih13-blog]

Fun day kayaking! It was almost uneventful until our ride went to the wrong boat landing. @millertiffrae @abingthetimeofourlives @teamamazons #kayaking #summershandy #outside #funtimes #chilly #butitwaswarmyesterday

[shorepointdist]

NOW AVAILABLE from @leinenkugels Brewing Co.! The makers of the lemony #SummerShandy are squeezing some extra lemons into a hazy #IPA . Look for it today. #craftbeer #jerseyshore #beer #beerme #beerlover #beernation #craftbeerlover #craftbeerculture #hazyipa https://www.instagram.com/p/CNIOCzdnNNx/?igshid=wmdkvnty2w62

[julieschulerart]

Leinenkugel's and pistachios. #snacks #summershandy #pistachios https://www.instagram.com/p/CEM_cA4s0YR/?igshid=1339vckacmdd

[julieschulerart]

Lunch on the patio. Salad and a summer shandy. I will miss lunches on the patio in the winter. #salad #patio #summershandy #summer https://www.instagram.com/p/CDosvXhMgzI/?igshid=yjg4xn1f0m7h

[mamaneedsadrank]

Just a big dill.

My pet 7 year old is sitting at the kitchen table. She decided tonight's eveningwear is a hand-me-down gymnastics onesie, equipped with rhinestones. I decided this young sapien is to try a slice of pickle.

****cracks beer of the lemonie-lienie ****

You would think this fucking sliver of pickle was the size of a girthy ass cucumber. She instantly cries out that it smells like poop and she could not believe I would ever her make her try something so disgusting. The crocodile tears poured down her face and on to her Snackmaster made grilled cheese. I'm telling you this tiny creature's acting could get her a career in day time soaps. ( Are soap operas even fucking on daytime TV anymore?) She whimpers obnoxiously as if she's a wounded feline and inserts the particle of pickle into her gob.

Less than a millisecond passes and her head is already in the garbage can. Her wails of torment echoed loudly throughout the wilderness. She then whips her wee head at me and snaps like a basilisk, (google that shit if you aren't sure what it is :)) hissing loudly, "NEVER MAKE ME TRY THAT AGAIN!"

See the microscopic green coloring on the bread? This is the pickle.

Someone please tell me as they get older, they actually eat food at will? If not beer me.

[julieschulerart]

Salads and summer shandy. In frosted mugs. #food #summershandy #salad https://www.instagram.com/p/CDEsQo8MNnA/?igshid=1jhxo5nr2vcmn