#summon meme

[perhapswhoknowsvamp]

Summoning you with:

1. Moldavite

2. Coffee from Gulu

3. The witch from Blackcraft

4. Katy

5. All of Hook's merch after I find it and liberate it from a warehouse for you

AHHHHH!!! This would also summon me very quickly. 😂 I deeply appreciate that I've been given multiple coffee answers from people and all of them are very correct. If you put Moldavite under a box being held up by a stick on it's own, I would find a way to break through from the other side... And as for the last one, first of all, you are a beautiful friend. And second of all:

GIVE ME MY STUFF, T Y L E R! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! MY FRIENDS ARE WRITING ME FIC ABOUT IT AND THREATENING TO LIBERATE WAREHOUSES IN MY HONOR BECAUSE YOUR DOE EYED, NO BODY FAT HAVING ASS CAN'T FIDDLE FUCK YOUR WAY AROUND HOW TO PRINT A PACKING SLIP AND SLIDE SHIT INTO AN OVERSIZED ENVELOPE, I SWEAR TO GOD T Y L E R, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME TWEET YOUR FATHER, DON'T MAKE ME BE THAT BITCH, I AM BEGGING YOU!!!

[mimikip-stuff]

To summon you I’d use chocolate, a picture of your friends, a skunk skin cap, a cup of cocoa, a gas mask.

Oh that's clever. I like that it deals with each of my ocs and characters I have

Very smaert -w-

[distant-rose]

uh, uh.... I'd put tea, liquor (more than likely rum), a Rangers jersey, a dash of salt, and a voice message of someone getting some part of greek mythology wrong to summon you

I love how you not only catered to my alcoholism, my love for sports and tea but also to my “fighty” tendencies when PEOPLE DON’T DO THEIR GODDAMN RESEARCH AND PERPETUATE STEREOTYPES ABOUT CLASSICS. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I’m cool, I’m cool. I promise. It was very clever and I would probably be summoned so I could down the rum and give a lecture on why people are wrong about mythology. 

tell me 5 things you’d put in a pentagram to summon me and I’ll tell you if it would work or not

[breathofthegay]

Pentagram: Sidlink, Sidlink, Sidlink, Sidlink, annnnnnd... Sidlink.

I MEAN.

YOU AINT WRONG

[breathofthegay]

A Sidon plushie, a pile of Gay Shit, a shark themed hoodie, Stress Relief, and Sidon and Link being happy and supporting eachother x1000

YES PLEASE TO ALL OF THE ABOVE.

ALL OF IT.

[breathofthegay]

I summon you with five 100,000+ sidlink fics. They are slow burn and well written. I may or may not have written one. I am crying.

HECK. IT’D WORK THOUGH

I’ll show up but I’m crying and holding a copy of Paper Boats in my hands. 

[breathofthegay]

Picture of Sidon (amiibo if they make one), an ass mouse pad, giant dog stuffed animal, gallon of water, and a sheet of paper with "GAY" written in pretty cursive.

YO. This would totally work. Though I mean you could just write gay on five separate sheets of paper and poof there I am.

I’ve always wanted an ass mouse pad though. They look so nifty.

[breathofthegay]

Both of Link's earrings, Sidon's whistle thing, the feather on Sidon's head, and a huge jug of water since you're so thirsty >w>

TRUE. 

tbh I just want to know if that whistle looking thing Sidon has actually functions as a whistle or if it just some weird decoration.