#sun eats crayons

[ontcri]

       cdc, the president, states across the country: so um schools r closing and kids r getting sent home because yall need to be safe. also try to minimize contact with others outside of grocery store & pharmacy runs. wash ur hands, please wash your hands, wash ur hands. 

the us military: still packing barracks to full capacity, everyone’s goin on leave to areas with the virus and chillin, everyones gonna work bc we aint dyin yet, the civlian world is in chaos ? chas dont work inside the gates mfer, running bootcamp and final events where u cant wash ur hands for 3 days like theres no tomorrow, etc. medical ? whats that ?

[vclunteer]

usmc: release your marines by 1630 on the 30th my sncoic: so showtime 0800 tomorrow morning ncos who are used to it:  the sncos who are used to it: the junior marines, looking at the marines.mil liberty page:

[vclunteer]

everyone always complains we wear our garrison cover straight instead of sideways now and like ? yes ive seen movies and photos of army dudes wearing theirs sideways but i have yet to see an old photo of a marine wearing it sideways but its something that like ? feels true, like we must have right ? everyone else did ?  everyone complains about how we dont anymore.  like i feel like i saw one photo or maybe two but like i cant prove it so like also ps. googling piss cover does not help ? theres some mannequin wearing it sideways as if that helps