@whocaresifwearecrazy Miniature TSOMC episode
Mushroom (TSOMC version): Uh-huh, very cute, Robot…just chill out, I can fix those sirens again. Shoot some red light, like always…*puts his book down*
The Mask above: Umm. Who?
Mushroom: *looks up, eyes widen* …Hi.
The new Mask: Hello. *vrrrr, turns their hand to themselves* Does someone need fixing? I can fix anything.
Mushroom: Ok, wait. *stands up* First off. Who ARE you?
The new Mask: …I don’t know. I crawled out of a toolbox two hours ago.
Mushroom: *sighs* I’ll go get Sun, you stay here.
The new Mask: Wait, are you a fungus—
Mushroom: *whips a handful of spores into the new Mask’s face and roofies them in the process* SUNNY BUN!!!!!!
Sun: What do you NEED—*pokes her head out of her window, then gasps* Is…is that one of the ones for 14?
Mushroom: You ever seen Tron the Builder before?
Sun: *groans and facepalms* THEY’RE EARLYYYYYY! *slams her window and fierily stomps outside* Razzum-frazzum…*Joe-Pesci-in-Home-Alone-type cursing*
Mushroom: Just say “fuck this shit”.
Sun: I’m the Mayor, I have to spend more time and effort on Masks. And until 14 has a Mayor, it’s our job to help them build up.
Mushroom: *rolls his big eyes* Gettin’ tense again, I see.
Sun: *doesn’t even turn around* You shut your mouth!
