#sunflower.exe

[sunflowershayne]

category 5 shaymien event

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hi everybody it's me, ya boi sporadic-posts-despite-still-very-much-being-a-smosh-lover jones. i'm fucking obsessed with smosh vs. the holidays (charlie claus/guy/scott/carol polycule real i can prove it) and this now extends to george himself and guess what i found that nobody seems to be talking abt

hi sir. how are you. oh you want to kill me in cold blood? yeah okay you caught me slipping so that makes sense

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jackie uweh has no business being this funny like can you imagine just coming onto a brand that’s been established for 15 years and immediately just cementing yourself as the most iconic bitch there

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so was no one gonna tell me that noah and mari cohost a game show on youtube funded by crypto or was i supposed to just figure that out myself

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smosh cast ranked on how likely they are to kill me

this is including OG SG members, going from least to most

nathan - i know almost nothing about this man but i do know that he would probably be more likely to hurt himself than another person. he would not kill me, but i would kill for him

saige - genuinely i don’t think that she would ever hurt someone, intentionally or not, she seems like she’d apologize to me for breathing in my direction and i love her

kimmy - absolutely an accident, and she would feel so incredibly guilty about it. kimmy jimenez my beloved <3

joven - i feel like under the most dire circumstances he could kill me, but he wouldn’t be pleased about it

courtney - she would also only do so under the most dire circumstances, but there’s a small part of me that genuinely believes that she would fuck me up on sight. and i would welcome it

tommy - legitimately i think he’d be anxious as fuck about hurting someone, but less so bc of the idea of murder, and more abt the possibility of being caught. still an accident, tho

sohinki - i think that it’d be an accident if he ever did it, but he’d feel guilty abt it still

jackie - she can do so, but probably as an accident. she’d feel guilty but not THAT guilty. and she shouldn’t, she caught ME slipping that’s on ME

shayne - again, i think it’d be an accident, but honestly i think he’d joke about it. and i’d want him to, tbh

mari - almost certainly an accident, but probably deserved, and i would absolutely go apeshit if she did

noah - 100% accidental, but he’d probably not realize he did it. he’d be like “dude get up” and after a bit just leave my body there. then they’d break the news to him and he’d be like “whoa, that’s crazy”

ian - this man would probably kill on accident, but there would definitely be some strange circumstances. maybe possible that he’d do it on purpose for the laughs

ify - i think that he could plot murder if he wanted to, he just doesn’t want to. i’d welcome it tho tbh

keith - he could and should, but it’d be too much effort, he deserves a break. don’t break a sweat haha you’re so fucking pretty keith lol

damien - he would make it LOOK like an accident but it would be intentional, and he would absolutely get away with it. he would probably feel really guilty abt it but he would absolutely do so intentionally if i pressed his buttons enough

lasercorn - same circumstances as above but with less provocation, would absolutely stab me in an alleyway

olivia - this woman probably has killed before, and will again. and she should!!!!!! me specifically. this is a formal request actually

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shayne toppog

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the smosh ask blog universe was iconic i kinda miss it

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it was legitimately so wild to see that ify was in smosh games videos after knowing of him and liking some of his content prior. like he was on tabletop with wil wheaton like 3 years before joining SG and i was like “hey this dude’s cool as hell!” and then i saw him on episodes of collegehumor’s um actually and was like “oh hey it’s that cool dude!” and then i saw him on SG and i was like “WAIT A SECOND”