#ify

[dropoutsource]

[hamable]

Ify using his DM minute to save Barsimmeon, summon more APS, successfully launch his car to land on the airborne White House, and unquestionably win the NSBU kill count competition by killing 10% of the world’s population (it’s okay they were all white supremacist super soldiers) managed to be simultaneously the exact brand of insanity that giving a PC full power would entail, while also all being satisfactory, story relevant, and tonally appropriate and I think Ify keeps proving he should DM a season in The future

More on Ify’s skills as a storyteller in the tags⬇️

[poebeaupng]

DnD character designs!!!

Character on the Left: Tiz (albino drow elf, wild magic bard)

Character on the Right: Ify (human turned vampire, college of spirits bard warlock)

I've been trying to revamp the PCs from an old, dead D&D campaign I was in a while back. Here are two of the Characters.

And here are their Alt designs (Tiz's a wild magic bard and accidentally blew herself up with fireball. Ify is a vampire, and this Alt design is for when she gets the ability to go out into the sun.

If Ify was given the chance, she'd dress like Adam Sander every single day of her life!!!

And here are their base full bodies

TW: scars/SH scars

Here are some head shots!!!

There are three more of these guys I've got to do.

[stinkygarfield]

I can’t watch anything with Ify after his bad takes on reddit stories, his beef with a random tiktoker who dared criticize his bad takes, and his bad takes on sad boyz. I’m not going to start a hate train or anything but I genuinely can’t watch anything with him in it

[winterxgardener]

Courtney: Can I say one thing?

Others: (Still talking)

Shayne: Let Courtney say something

Damien: Yeah

[deconstructthesoup]

So, would you say that the video quality for the back half of this episode is a little...

Ify?

[janeprentissashes]

https://www.polygon.com/24063682/um-actually-season-9-trailer-new-host-fact-checker

YOU'RE JOKINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[sunflowershayne]

smosh cast ranked on how likely they are to kill me

this is including OG SG members, going from least to most

nathan - i know almost nothing about this man but i do know that he would probably be more likely to hurt himself than another person. he would not kill me, but i would kill for him

saige - genuinely i don’t think that she would ever hurt someone, intentionally or not, she seems like she’d apologize to me for breathing in my direction and i love her

kimmy - absolutely an accident, and she would feel so incredibly guilty about it. kimmy jimenez my beloved <3

joven - i feel like under the most dire circumstances he could kill me, but he wouldn’t be pleased about it

courtney - she would also only do so under the most dire circumstances, but there’s a small part of me that genuinely believes that she would fuck me up on sight. and i would welcome it

tommy - legitimately i think he’d be anxious as fuck about hurting someone, but less so bc of the idea of murder, and more abt the possibility of being caught. still an accident, tho

sohinki - i think that it’d be an accident if he ever did it, but he’d feel guilty abt it still

jackie - she can do so, but probably as an accident. she’d feel guilty but not THAT guilty. and she shouldn’t, she caught ME slipping that’s on ME

shayne - again, i think it’d be an accident, but honestly i think he’d joke about it. and i’d want him to, tbh

mari - almost certainly an accident, but probably deserved, and i would absolutely go apeshit if she did

noah - 100% accidental, but he’d probably not realize he did it. he’d be like “dude get up” and after a bit just leave my body there. then they’d break the news to him and he’d be like “whoa, that’s crazy”

ian - this man would probably kill on accident, but there would definitely be some strange circumstances. maybe possible that he’d do it on purpose for the laughs

ify - i think that he could plot murder if he wanted to, he just doesn’t want to. i’d welcome it tho tbh

keith - he could and should, but it’d be too much effort, he deserves a break. don’t break a sweat haha you’re so fucking pretty keith lol

damien - he would make it LOOK like an accident but it would be intentional, and he would absolutely get away with it. he would probably feel really guilty abt it but he would absolutely do so intentionally if i pressed his buttons enough

lasercorn - same circumstances as above but with less provocation, would absolutely stab me in an alleyway

olivia - this woman probably has killed before, and will again. and she should!!!!!! me specifically. this is a formal request actually