#sunni's work

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Please don't hold memorials at pizza places This is so awkward I hate bussing tables of crying people I'm SO UNCOMFORTABLE

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My coworker just walked in muttering, "Thank god, I need to take a massive shit" since he was just released for his break Stopped dead in his tracks when he realized I'm sitting in the office, trying not to laugh

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That post just reminded me of when a deaf woman came in a few weeks ago and I stumbled through my limited ASL with her to get her order (and let her laugh at my repeated apologies) And when her food was just about ready I got permission from one manager to whip out my phone to make sure I knew how to sign 'enjoy your meal!' because well I'm saying that to everyone who hears me, why not her too? And I got the most scathing look from a lower manager who demanded I had 'better things to do' than waste my time with that Motherfucker, good customer service by learning how to make her experience better and easier on her is a DAMN good use of my time

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Danny: -peers over coworker's shoulder- ... You're doing papercraft?

Jake: ... It's football, so it's manly.

Danny: ... Sure, buddy. Sure.

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Yeeeeeee Not only have I found out I have an nb coworker (whose pronouns I still don't know but she hasn't said anything about disliking 'she'), but like Earlier I said something like "I'm too ace for this shit" and later on she commented that she's probably the only one in the store who knows what I meant by that Yeah, probably ahah

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Sean: I don't even think I can raise one eyebrow...

Jake: I can only raise my right one.

Danny: -casually raising left then right then left in the background-

Sean: Oh, that's just not fair.

Jake: I couldn't wink with both eyes when I was a kid, not until I was like eight.

Sean: That's called 'blinking'...

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So I forgot to post it on my break but like I was tossing tonight (surprise surprise), and on the make line we had Tay, Chelsea, and Piper, and then Jess was tossing

And there was this kid (Piper called him a four year old so I have to assume that’s right because I can’t really..... tell ages... like of any human...) And remember that there’s a glass wall between us and customers so they can see us very clearly

So he’s standing up at his table, like on the bench seat, and Piper catches his eye... and he fucking WAGGLES HIS EYEBROWS at her, and she just loses her shit. And then - he catches me eye, and does it to me. And by this point I’m dying both from this chubby little shit of a casanova AND because Piper is unable to collect herself at all because every time she looks up, this kid is there, waggling his eyebrows with this shit eating grin on his face

And the best part was it was definitely selective, like Tay finally figured out what was going on and waved to the kid, and he just kind of paused and looked away, trying to find Piper (he’d get me if he could but mostly he was trying to get Piper)

BUT AT ONE POINT JESS CAME OVER TO HELP TOSS AND THIS KID DID IT TO HIM TOO

Eventually his family realised what he was doing (and the fact that it was him that had the whole fucking kitchen howling in laughter) and his mother was trying to stop him

(But you bet your ass he did it when they were getting ready to leave and his mother’s back was turned)

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I FUCKING ROCKED THE GODDAMN FRIDAY RUSH MOTHERFUCKERS WE WERE SLAMMED AS FUCK, GOT A FULL TWO PAGES OF CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS ALREADY, AND NOT A DAMN ONE WAS BECAUSE OF ME