#super crack

[steel-and-fire]

"Man, it would be so great to meet a strong, beautiful, assertive, oathbreaker paladin gal. Life would really turn up for me."

[paradise-in-k4]

“So Noriko wouldn’t mind if a train was thrown her way during a big fight then~?”

[lurafita]

Insane family dynamics for AUs

I had this truly terrible thought for an AU where Magnus and Clary would be siblings. And we were contemplating about who would be raising them. Jocelyn, Asmodeus, Valentine

And then I thought, what if Jocelyn is both Magnus' and Clary's mother, but Asmodeus is Magnus father and Valentine is Clary's father.

And when Jocelyn died, Asmodeus and Valentine decided to raise the kids tOgETheR!

[sprqpointintern]

Kara: If we ever got lost at sea and I didn't have my powers, I'd just hold on to you.

Lena: Aww Kara, that's so sweet.

Kara: It's also the smart choice. We'd never stop floating.

Lena: What do you mean?

Kara: I'm just saying, you've got two giant flotation devices sitting right there on your chest.

Lena: You mean my breasts?

Kara: Yeah. Your buoyant, bouncy, beautiful boobies...

Lena: You're terrible, you know that right?

Kara: I'm just being pragmatic here.

Lena: Well how about we put that pragmatism to the test right now.

Kara: You just read my mind!

[gonetodash19]

Exploding hookers smoking super crack edit from Frankenhooker (yes, stole this from Movies From Hell on Twitter)

[twinfoxtails]

"he hit her"

"she shits herself lmao"

[asagamifujiino]

ningyotsu replied to your post “ningyotsu replied to your photo: “I have never...”

i,,,,i raised u better than this, asagami,,,,

“Touko. You want me to abandon you as my teacher? Start calling your sister ‘senpai’ like the Nanaya boy does? Then get off my ass about how much fuckin pot I smoke, you square.”