#super immature

[wiccan-shitposting]

No hate, but every time I read about how some covens have a degree system for initiated members I get the giggles cause it just makes me think of karate.

Like watch out motherfuckers I'm a 2nd-dgree black belt and a 3rd-degree witch. I'm authorized to read your tea leaves and they say that I'm gonna kick your ass

[forever-reading]

I will never understand hating on other women

[pretentious-sobriquet]

Can there be an option to notify people when you unfriend them on Facebook so you can low key let them know they’re being an annoying prick..?

[j-e-double-s-i-e]

I have a lot of anxiety about tomorrow

[jaycexrex]

boys are like pringles, they all fit the mold they were made for and are worth about $4.59 tbh not worth the calories.

[game-night-quotes]

Setting: We enter combat and Ghilz has the first action. So, being a melee specialist, he runs up to the closest enemy and hits him.

J: "Yeah! Punch him in the thing!"

Shawn: "Yeah! Punch him in the penis!"

J: "Hey! I never said penis! Stop putting words in my mouth!"

Drew: "*Talking in a mocking tone* Stop putting penis in my mouth!"

After a round of approving nods, the entire group agrees to stop putting penises in J's mouth for the remainder of the session.

[fruitstreet]

At work today they took our dumpster away to be emptied and some lady I worked with freaked out and was asking where it went and another coworker said it went to take a dump and I've been laughing since