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"Oh Great we got the dyslexic Phantom Shitter. " The Phantom Sitter strikes again?" What does that even mean? A baby sitter for ghost. " "Well you know when you sit on a chair and it's already warm?"

#QuotesOfTheNight

Setting: The party drops an enemy robot about to go nuclear in a Nazi UFO.

Ghilz: "If I die, I want to go out the same way..."

J: "Slammed dunked in a flying saucer and going out in a nuclear blast?"

Ghilz: "....Yes..."

#Savage Worlds #Going out in a blaze of glory #bucket list

Shawn: "Well those enemies are now floating, and I don't think they were expecting that."

Ghilz: "No one expects the floating inquisition!"

#Savage Worlds #monty python #no one expects the spanish inquisition

Setting: Drew's character explodes a tank of unknown substance, causing the enemies to hover.

Shawn: "So all enemies who were around that tank now float like if gravity had reversed or something."

Ghilz: "HEY! You're stealing my schtick from the past D&D game!"

#Savage Worlds #Inter GM Rivalries #System Wars

Setting: Discussing educational video games for little kids.

Shawn: "There's Mathblaster, Wordblaster and another I can't remember."

J: "The Typing of the Dead?"

#educational video games #the typing of the dead #for kids

Setting: The party is fighting Supernatural Nazis and Werewolf-like Nazis.

Ghilz: "We know some from other places the Nazis did make werewolves out of American POWs too. So we could use them against the Nazi werewolves for WereWolf World War 2. Or WWWW2 for short."

#Savage Worlds #WereWolf World War 2 #Long Abreviations

Setting: Ghilz's obese character, Jørgen punches down a door.

Mark: "I hide behind Jørgen's bulk"

Ghilz: "I got bulk, you got the brains. Does that make us Bulk and Skull?"

#Savage Worlds #mighty morphin power rangers #bulk and skull

Setting: Ghilz and J's character - Kilgore Steel - ultra patriotic and fervent defender of freedom and democracy, are both fighting the same guy.

Shawn: "Kilgore gives you a gang up bonus."

Ghilz: "It's true. A good one at that. Kilgore is democracy. Which means he's all the people ...who can vote. So not illegal immigrants."

#Savage Worlds #democracy #voting rights

Setting: The players are looking for the entrance to the secret Nazi base. Ghilz and Drew roll and succeed overwhelmingly well.

Shawn: "You find a fake cliff face entrance that was well hidden."

Ghilz: "With the amount I rolled I should be able to taste the cliff and say it's Bavarian shale, clearly out of place in Brandenburg! "

Drew: "Well I DON'T lick the wall."

#Savage Worlds #lickable

Setting: One player tells the others to "hand in their shit".

Drew, speaking for Hugo's blackspoiltation-style character: "Black Buckshot is environmentally friendly" *hands in sealed ziploc full of poop*

#Savage Worlds #Literal Thinking

Setting: The group is taking a small break and is talking out of game.

J: I was thinking of maybe backing the 'Shaq-Fu: A Legend Reborn' Indiegogo campaign."

Shawn: "Why would you do that?!"

J: "It's like watching a train wreck!"

Drew: "But you'd be paying for it!"

J: "Does that make me a bad person?"

Mark: "It makes you morally questionable..."

#Savage Worlds #Shaq Fu: A Legent Reborn #Like watching a train wrek

Setting: We just finished fighting the last group of supernatural-Nazis in this complex, we captured the supernatural-Nazi ringleader and, against all odds, we somehow managed to save our contact in the process. Hanging onto his life by a thread, we ask him what happened here.

Ghilz: "Did the bugbears work for you?"

Shawn (as the contact): "I have no use for useless furries in my organization."

J: "Real talk, I feel kind of targeted right now..."

#Savage Worlds #The joke is that j is a furry

Setting: We just finished fighting the last group of supernatural-Nazis in this complex, we captured the supernatural-Nazi ringleader and, against all odds, we somehow managed to save our contact in the process. Hanging onto his life by a thread, our contact begins berating the quality of our work...

Shawn (as the contact): "You assholes! *Cough* I had everything under control before you guys showed up..."

Drew: "I CURRENTLY HAVE THE NAZI THAT SHOT YOU IN A HEADLOCK, YOU DOUCHE!!"

#Savage Worlds #Ungrateful

Drew: "CURSE YOUR RUBBERY, RUBBERY SPINE!!"

#Savage Worlds

Setting: A supernatural-Nazi gets killed in a brutal fashion.

Drew: "Do you feel sorry for this Nazi? That is because you crazy! It has no feelings..."

#Savage Worlds #Ikea commercial

Setting: Our group is fighting in a secret supernatural-Nazi laboratory when a Nazi-bugbear grapples Drew.

Mark: "I mind control this Nazi-bugbear and make him stop angrily hugging Drew. It is now hugging him much less angrily."

J: "He's is all like 'I don't like you that way anymore... I now like you that way~!'"

#Savage Worlds #Nazi bugbear #Affectionate grapple

Setting: While exploring the underground base, he group encounters another group of supernatural-Nazis but in a laboratory this time. Early into the fray, one of our players smashes a container filled with glowing purple goo and it splatters all over some enemies. These enemies then spend the next few turns floating helplessly through the air.

Shawn: "This dude just floats around again..."

Ghilz: "They all float down here!"

Drew: "WAHA! WAHA! WAHA!"

#Savage Worlds #Pennywise laugh #Stephen King's IT

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