#super tacky

[blondrichclosetwitch]

Blond, a word:

I’m on the train and I hit shuffle. And this played.

Someone was dancing.

Hair whipping around.

And even though I’m not a clairvoyant (only sentient and audient

Thus far)

I saw...

Well, I saw and felt her.

You would have been weeping.

She wanted me to let you know she’s thinking of you.

[you-spilled-my-latte]

can you believe my boyfriend has never had a pair of jean pants before

[from-stars-to-supernovas]

You're being super tacky and I hate that

[tzigtzag]

that gif of some guy in an ok looking shirt and pants holding a belt and doing the "you. come. now." motion is literally the least sexy thing I've ever seen in my life like a desk lamp could turn me on more than that does