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[drpoisonoaky]

Sometimes when you’re in a relationship you forget to tell people…or that’s is a thing that has happened to Kara and Barbara. So as two mature adults they decide that the best option is to try to gaslight everyone. Spoiler: it usually doesn’t work.[Part.1]

———— Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain

Babs: Oh today is best if you don’t go on a patrol cause it’s date night and I’m not going to be able to give you back up.

Cass: No problem.

Steph: Wait you have a date? With who?

Babs: With who?

Steph: Yeah Barbara, who do you have a date with?

Babs: With my girlfriend?

Steph: Babs be for real.

Babs: I’m not cheating on my girlfriend. Being a cheater isn’t cool Stephanie.

Steph: WAIT WHAT?! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!

Cass, also clueless but rolling with it just to piss off steph: Yeah, it’s not cool Ste-

Steph: I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL DATING GRAYSON!

Kara, coming in through the window: Are you ready?

Steph: WAIT KARA WHY OMG NO WAY WAIT WHAT.

Kara, whispering: Why is she going crazy?

Babs, also whispering: Did you tell her anything about us?

Kara: No?

Babs: Exactly.

Kara: *Nods*

Kara: Steph, are you saying she’s cheating on me with Grayson? That’s nasty.

Steph: Wait what NO. I don’t know. What?! *looks at Cass* YOU KNEW?!

Cass: *shrugs*

Kara: So m’lady, shall we?

Babs: We shall.

Steph: COME BACK YOU ASSHO-

———— Tim Drake

Tim, coming in the clock tower through the window: Hey Babs. Can you help me?

Kara, with a cup of hot chocolate: Hey Tim. I’m sorry, but Babs is sleeping. So not tonight.

Tim: Oh. Okay.

Tim: Wait what are you doing here?

Kara: Oh, drinking hot chocolate I couldn’t sleep and I didn’t want to wake Babs. You want some?

Tim: But why are you in here…Oh OH.

Tim: SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW NOBODY TELL- SORRY.

Kara: So hot chocolate?

Tim: Sure.

Kara: Nice! So tell me, how’s life?

Tim: For once great. I met someone and…

———— Jason Todd

Jason: Barbara I need to find-

Kara, slightly annoyed: Hello to you too.

Jason: What are you doing here?

Kara: I’m getting quality time in order to have a healthy relationship.

Jason: With who?

Kara: With the only other person in the room before you rudely barge in?

Jason: Barbie?

Kara: Duh.

Jason, looking at them: Ok. I don’t care. Can you help me?

Babs: Sure, tell me.

Kara: Goodbye quality time.

Jason: It would be quicker if you help too Barbie 2.

Kara: AT LEAST PICK AN ADJECTIVE I COULD BE BARBIE ALIEN OR BARBIE MADE OF STEEL

Jason:

Babs: We were watching Barbie.

Jason: It’s a great movie.

Babs: Indeed.

Kara: And you’re ruining it.

Jason:

Jason: Ok. so this dude-

[drpoisonoaky]

Sometimes supergirl has a random thought that has to be shared with a specific person.

[Thought 1]

[On a rooftop with nightwing looking at some criminals]

Kara: Do you realize you can say “have a nice day” without problems but when you say “enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds threatening.

Nightwing: THE FUCK SHE’S DOING HERE

Babs: and if you use seconds instead of hours sounds even more threatening like “enjoy the next 1440 seconds”.

Kara: Exactly! Well good luck and good night *kiss her in the forehead and flew away*

Dick: I-

Babs: Shh they’re moving.

[Thought 2]

[Inside the clock tower with Steph]

Babs: Steph you have to be more caref-

Kara: A coconut has hair. A coconut has milk. A coconut has flesh. Therefore, a coconut is a mammal.

Steph: WHERE DID SHE CAME FROM?!

Babs: A coconut is a fruit babe.

Steph: THAT’S NORMAL TO YOU?!

Kara: Your logic is no fun but you are pretty so *kiss her in her left cheeck* bye *fly away*

Steph: that wa-

Babs: cause if you aren’t more careful I’m going to call Cass.

Steph: WHY DO YOU CONTINUE LECTURING ME AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

[Thought 3]

[Inside the clock tower with Dinah]

Dinah: There were like 10 guys at least but she came and fight al-

Kara: Do you realized that poems that don't rhyme are just really weird sentences that make people feel awkward?

Babs: Maybe you can write one and use it instead of fighting.

Kara: Oooh I’m going to do that *kiss her in her temple* see you tomorrow night *flies away*

Dinah:

Babs: and what happened next?

Dinah: I guess birds of a feather flock together.

[Thought 4]

[At the batcave helping Bruce]

Bruce: I’m trying to enter but-

Kara: Do you realise your lap only exists when you sit down? When you stand up its not a lap anymore.

Babs: That’s a good one.

Kara: The accessibility of this place is awful btw.

Bruce: Are you done?

Kara: Geez you didn’t even flinch.

Bruce: I’m part of the justice league. They always show up like that.

Kara: …okay I guess. Well *kiss babs on the nose* see ya!

Bruce: as I was saying-

[Thought 5]

Riddle: Riddle me this Wh-

Kara: Pizzas are circles cut into triangles put into squares. It feels over geometric.

Riddle: shit shit shit I cannot win a super-

Babs: Mmm now i’m kinda hungry. Can you hit him to end this sooner so we can get some pizza?

Kara: Your treat?

Babs: Of course.

[Thought 6]

[With Harley on a rooftop]

Harley: And then this guy came-

Kara: I bet the person that invented popcorn must have been really surprised.

Harley: FUCK YOU YOU NEARLY KILL ME YOU S-

Babs: I hope they didn’t have any cardiac pathologies.

Kara: Right? I’m gonna get some *kiss babs on the top of her head* bye!

Harley: Men I love popcorns.

Babs: So…

Harley: I’m sorry bratgirl but I don’t remember what I was telling you before the blondie.

[Thought 7]

[On the clock tower with cass]

Babs: When will you perform? I want to see you again, I miss watching you dance.

Kara: Someone could be stopping time, then unstopping it, and we wouldn't know.

Babs: I think that violates every law of physics.

Cass: They have to feel quite alone.

Kara: True. My powers are better. *kiss babs in her right cheek* Nice to see you Cass!

Cass: She’s nice.

Cass: In two weeks.

Babs: I’ll be there.

[Thought 0]

Kara: Babs, can I ask you something?

Babs: Always.

Kara: Can I fly wherever you are every time I have like a stupid thought and tell you and then go back?

Babs: Like a message.

Kara: Well yeah but faster and forcing you to read it.

Babs: mmm

Kara: A random thought, a kiss, and scaring the hell out of whoever you are at the time, what do you say?

Babs: If you do it more than 15 times in a week, the dinner on date night is on you.

Kara: Deal!

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