Jan 18, 2024
Castiel: *exists*
Season 4 Dean: This means nothing. I'm a hunter, and I'm sure these feelings will fade.
*11 years later*
Dean: Any day now
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Castiel: *exists*
Season 4 Dean: This means nothing. I'm a hunter, and I'm sure these feelings will fade.
*11 years later*
Dean: Any day now
Castiel: Can I call you my "fuck ass bitch"?
Dean: No?! What the hell Cass?
Castiel: Please? 🥺
Dean: Are you drunk again?
Castiel: Perchance I am
Dean: *sighs* The answer is still no, Cass
Sam, who just walked in: What’s going on?
Castiel: Dean is now my "fuck ass bitch"
Sam, trying not to laugh: Oh really?
Dean: No, I am not! He’s clearly drunk
Castiel: "Sam where's Dean? I had matters to discuss with him"
Sam: "He's in hiding.... He said something stupid and Y/N is mad at him"
Castiel: "She's a human how mad can she be?"
Y/N looking pissed swinging a baseball bat looking around "Hey Cas, hey Sam either of you two seen Dean? He's in a bit of trouble"
Sam's eyes widen and he shakes his head: "Nope haven't seen him"
Castiel just stares at Y/N with a look of fascination and awe
Y/N: "Well ok if you see him let me know!" Y/N heading to Dean's room smashing things along the way
Dean coming out from under the table: "Thanks Sammy she's hot when she's mad but also so scary"
Castiel: "She's just hot period"
Sam and Dean looking shocked
Castiel: So did you follow my advice? About confessing your love and rebelling against heaven?
Aziraphale:
Castiel: so...
Aziraphale: Well how did it go for you?
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Dean, with Y/N and Sam behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Dean: Oh, my gosh— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Dean: Cas FUCKING FELL OFF!
Claire: alkdfljsdhjghgls
Cas: What is that?
Claire: It’s a keyboard smash.
Cas: How do I do it?
Claire: Just press anything.
Cas: 7
Sam: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Dean: Okay, but in my defense, Cas bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Sam: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?
Sam : hey, are you a demon? Because I would gladly sell my soul to you.
Sam : did I do good?
Charlie : first, that is not a pick up line. Second, please dont ever use it.