Castiel: Can I call you my "fuck ass bitch"?
Dean: No?! What the hell Cass?
Castiel: Please? 🥺
Dean: Are you drunk again?
Castiel: Perchance I am
Dean: *sighs* The answer is still no, Cass
Sam, who just walked in: What’s going on?
Castiel: Dean is now my "fuck ass bitch"
Sam, trying not to laugh: Oh really?
Dean: No, I am not! He’s clearly drunk

















