Do you think historians will one day go on Tumblr once we all die out and look at our posts like
Scientist 1: They say office clown and everyone knew what it was???
Scientist 2: Is... Is that sexy Waluigi!?!?
Historian: Hmmm yes. They all seem to love those two things with fierce protectiveness
But wait, they also have an 100 year old survivor who they ask questions to but the 100 year old is very reluctant and sarcastic so they aren’t helpful at all
Scientist 3: Holy shit! Is that fucking SuperWhoLock
Survivor: DON’T USE THAT WORD! THEY’LL COME FOR YOU
Scientist 3, scared: Wh-who will come for me?
Survivor, off in the distance: There are many benefits to being a marine biologist












