DON'T BE MAD BUT I TURNED INTO A DEER AGAIN

any pronouns●19●phototgraphy side blog: @moss-photography●czech side blog: @holoubek●drunk posting is my passion●writing shitty poetry makes me feel better

[were--ralph]

Lesbians

[were--ralph]

clap for lesbians

[p-paradoxa]

[mallorylovesyou]

I’ve always loved the very loose knit, destroyed sweater worn by Trent Reznor in the music video for “Closer”, and I can knit… not well but I can. So I made something inspired by it. I didn’t use a pattern, it ended up both too wide and too short even after blocking. Oh well. It’s the first sweater I’ve made and I’ve learned for next time. Knit in size 8 (I think) crochet cotton, hand knit except for the cuffs, neckline, and lower hem, which I machine knit. I’ll probably try to make something like this again that fits better in the future

[gothamcity-batwatch]

Words cannot explain how much him immediately going to hold her hand means to me

[chernozemm]

tfw you forget your steam-powered alien roommate is now independently mobile and can (will) drag your ass to bed whether you like it or not

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[t00thpasteface]

I will Win and Be Okay. Yes. Yay.

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[teamaspar]

rpf is fine and ethical its being personally attracted to an athlete thats reprehensible

[teamaspar]

[pinacoladamatata]

wake up hal

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[daredevil-vagabond]

I won't forget how you looked at me then

[redstonedust]

bri'ish food is nothing special but every time i walk into the local fish n chip place i ask for a medium and they hand me a parcel of vinegar soaked fries so thick i struggle to carry it home with two hands. they look me in the eye and know theyve given me enough potato to feed me for a week. and for what. like 4 quid. you gotta respect the quantity over quality approach of it sometimes.

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[bronzeplates]

can you tell i love complex duo poses? can you? im certain you can't.

anyway, stuff from the fic

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[chelsamander]

Richard Beymer, who played Benjamin Horne in Twin Peaks, took a remarkable series of black and white, behind the scenes photographs during the filming of the original series’ final episode in 1991. With David Lynch’s permission, Beymer used his own Olympus camera to document the final days on set after the in-house photographer had left due to the show’s cancellation.