#superwonderbats

[theevilslicey]

Crazy Thought process

Thinks about DC Bombshells⬇️

Thinks about DC Bombshells Superman⬇️

Thinks about DC Bombshells Superman's mustache ⬇️

Thinks about regular Clark Kent put on a DC Bombshells Superman's style mustache to go undercover and Bruce walking in on him applying it ⬇️

Someone in the Superwonderbats Discord mentions Matches Malone⬇️

Looks at pictures of Matches Malone and jokes about the pencil Mustache ⬇️

Thinks about Matches Malone wearing a pink shag pimp jacket and Wingtips, Clark dressed like a Miami Vice character with the DC Bombshells Superman mustache, fake chest hair and pink loafers to match his 80s open chest power suit and Diana dressed exactly like Groucho Marx. Clark calls himself Butch Manson and has his hair overly oily and slicked back⬇️

... this mental image is now in my head and I must share or suffer alone

[blueplanettrash]

Somehow I got back on that DC wagon and I can’t, for the life of me get off.

[theevilslicey]

Superwonderbats Gift exchange

Clark: *opens the box from Bruce and there is a cashmere cable sweater and 7 pairs of thick alpaca wool socks*

Diana: *opens her box from Bruce and finds a rainbow onesie with a teddy bear eared hood and mittens*

Bruce: ... *Blushes* You always say the manor is drafty...

Clark: I love them

Diana: *has already changed into her onesie* I live in this now.

[theevilslicey]

Martha Kent is the ultimate Mom.

In that when she finds out that Clark is dating Bruce and Diana she sets out to teach them the finer details of farm life, just so they know what it's like around there.

So she teaches Bruce how to can and preserve while Diana is looking over the books, them both how to sew and knit (Diana broke a pair of needles on her first try and cried but Martha comforted her and gave her some cookies while Bruce made her new ones) and all the little repairs and chores that need to be done around the house and barn while Jonathan is checking on the cows or on the field.

Clark walked in after helping with harvest once to find them both wearing sweaters they knitted with Martha and preparing cherries for pie while Martha explains her secret to "Superman Filling Chili" (which is three types of beans) and blushes because it looks like home to him.