Dec 16, 2024
“Actually the first emancipated duel was two ladies
with swords
topless
to first blood.
See? I may not remember your middle name, but I remember cool history facts like this.
It was 1892. In Lichtenstein.“
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Five minutes earlier, we held hands and promised each other that if we ever become billionaires, we will walk side by side together with swords on our hips into a Walmart so we can get in trouble with the law and fight it all the way to the Supreme Court just to prove how stupid the gun-o-philes are. “The 2nd amendment only talks about arms. It doesn’t specify firearms. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY REGULATIONS THERE ARE FOR BLADED WEAPONS IN THIS COUNTRY?”
