[frenchiefitzhere]

Hi! 🌻

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An introduction Hey! I’m Frenchie. This is an everything-Frenchie blog, but you’ll mostly see a lot of me sharing my original content and Redacted Audio fan stuff.

If you heard a rumor there was someone writing songs based on Redacted, that’s me. My last one was in March 2023, but as of then, I had written over 80.

If you heard another rumor that someone was making Marie fan audios, also me.

Prefer that minors DNI since some of my content is on the line and also just a fan of promoting basic internet safety. If you read or listen to anything, please leave a comment! And do everyone a big favor: keep the fandom a family. Be kind out there. 💛

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Master List

Original Audio Role-Play Content

“Corollary” Listen on YouTube A pair of neighbors discover a strange connection, so they enlist the help of a local professor, wind up caught in a web of secret organizations, and meet a strange (but adorable) ancient voice. (Sci-fi/mystery)

“Ruby the Dragon Queen” Listen on YouTube It’s raining. She calls you into the cave. Why would you leave? It doesn’t take long for you to forget the answer. (Fantasy)

“The Waking Nightmare Series” Listen on YouTube When nightmares reveal their true faces, some are soft and some are sinister. Are you sure you can tell the difference? (Horror/Romance)

“Fractured Fairy Tale Femmes Fatales” Listen on YouTube Call me 'Princess' one more time, asshole! Meet the fairy tale ladies you know and love--with a dark twist. An anthology of one-shots, some by me, often by guest scriptwriters. "Deirdre" Listen on YouTube Contemporary girlfriend roleplay, plain and simple. Comfort, reverse comfort, sleep aids, etc. Easy-breezy-Frenchie-attempts-an-Irish-accent-squeezy.

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Redacted Fandom Content: Master List: Redacted Fics & Fan Audios

AO3 Series: Redacted Fan Songs

[onyan]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[o-craven-canto]

Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:

Boiled grain

Flatbread with various toppings

Flatbread wrapped around filling

Fried lean meat

Stew of fatty meat and starch

Fermented vegetable

Oily sauce

Aromatic herbs

Stimulant alkaloids

Alcoholic beverage

[polarity-disturbed]

Vic is never actually trying to win Game Changer.

Vic is playing an entirely different game that happens to be taking place on the same set.

The rules are known only to Vic. The victory conditions are known only to Vic. Half the time I'm not convinced Vic knows them until midway through the episode.

Everyone else is trying to figure out the game Sam has designed.

Vic is trying to discover what happens if you introduce a completely different game into the room.

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[small-gods-curator]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[tryan-a-bex]

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

So season 8 of game changer has been:

How far can we take it until HR is involved

We need to reuse the giant wheel prop

Who tf closed last night

Jury manipulation and contempt of court

I feel like they're practicing for something i just don't know what.

[frenchiefitzhere]

There are no rules

There are ALL the rules

Who's making these rules?

*We* make the rules

[spikemakesthings]

but oh, who's this shadowy figure in the corner?

[shadowseductress]

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

[emwheezie]

i can't talk right now I'm raking my zen garden

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