#supurman

[bastchosen]

The man of steel isn't the only 6'4" masc top on the block...

[metropolois]

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊, he has no idea what he's about to walk in on. lois waits for him, fully seated on his desk with her legs crossed, today's copy of the daily planet entirely covering her stature. facing outward ... was the front page, in bold print: 'by clark kent', a full - spread photo of superman below it. the more she read, the more crumpled the paper began to get around her fingers. she had one of his pens caught in her teeth, one she'd uncap periodically and annotate the writing in front of her with a shaky hand.

she can hear him walk in. the oaf. his feet were practically dinner plates. hear him and olsen carousing around ... like this was some grand achievement --- like this was all something he'd earned. ( when did jimmy get so close to that guy, anyhow ? ) it was all very fishy. all of it.

soon, she can feel his shadow over her. even perched on his desk, he dwarfs her. of course he was tall too ... stupid smallville, no - name .... what'd they even feed him, entire cows ? in a rushed motion, lois pulls the paper into her lap, unbothered by how it unnaturally folded in her hands. there, she meets his eyes with an unwavering, icy glare.

all while fully maintaining eye - contact, does she pop his pen from out of her mouth, slotting it back into the holder on his desk.

despite her seething anger, lois paints a painful smile on her lips. " good morning, kent. quite the story. anything you'd like to say to me ? "

→ @supurman

[lvebug]

📝 + x-men

kitty pryde

[imperiouslex]

can i join the book club.

" hmm... I don't know... our book club is also our 'girls' night,' you know, so having you there would negate the spirit of that, don't you think? "

     Lex makes a show of thinking really hard about a possible solution that will make all parties happy. he even brings a hand to his chin, rubbing his mouth as if in deep thought (and not just a halfhearted attempt to hide the grin he can't help but wear). then, he suddenly snaps his fingers as if to say 'eureka!' and clasps a hand on his sometimes enemy's shoulder.

" hey, here's an idea: why don't we make it a double-date night? that way, you can partake in fine books and even finer wine and I'm not at risk of being reduced to a third wheel; it's only fair, after all. and you're all about fairness, aren't you, superman? "

@supurman

[identitysolved-a]

@supurman  is  getting  an  intern! 

there  was  a  small  part  of  tim  that  regrets  not  telling  clark  ahead  of  time  about  what  he  was  doing.  however  ,  the  rest  of  his  brain  was  much  louder  ,  reminding  him  the  exact  reason  as  to  why  he  didn't  tell  clark  about  him  putting  in  an  application  to  intern  at  the  daily  planet  was  to  prove  to  himself  that  he  could  get  it  on  his  own  merits  ,  and  not  due  to  the  connection  he  had  to  pulitzer  winning  journalist  clark  kent. 

that  regret  ,  however  ,  did  come  back  with  a  vengeance  as  he  followed  perry  white  out  of  his  office  and  across  the  bullpen  to  exactly  who  tim  was  going  to  be  shadowing  for  the  first  couple  days. 

“  kent  !   This  here  is  tim  drake  ,  our  newest  intern.  i  want  you  to  show  him  the  ropes  around  the  planet.  show  him  how  we  do  things.  ”  the  chief  didn't  even  wait  for  a  response  before  walking  away  ,  leaving  the  two  standing  there  for  a  few  moments.  slowly  turning  his  attention  to  clark  ,  tim  gave  a  clearly  nervous  smile  toward  the  super.

“  um  .  .  .   surprise  ?  ” 

[othunderous]

@supurman sent 📜 for an incorrect quote

[lobotcmy-a]

@supurman asked: “Oh aquaman is that you- sweet mary joseph its you, lobo.”

"...."

"Ya know what, YA KNOW WHAT?! I'm gettin' real fraggin' tired of getting compared to that fish fuckin' beach bum! Face the facts, Superdupe! I don't look like Aquaman, Aquaman looks like ME! Get it right, ya rat-scratchin' geekwad!"

[c4st1e]

hey uh could you stop killing people

no </3