#surely not...

[blockheadbirdie]

Don't you love it when the monster under your bed gets a new simp so you can finally breathe without them watching your every step because now they have a new boy toy and you can finally escape but you don't know how because you spent so long appealing and entertaining this monster so he doesn't hurt you that now you don't remember how to talk to anyone else.

[popatochsp]

i was making another horse in pony town and someone name d plum came up to me and gave me a piece of cake but when i closed the menu they were already gone

[madamscream]

hey yall, forgetting to eat makes you feel like shit! don't be like squid. eat regular meals.

[meneatyoghurt]

Bleeping out the Russian swear words from Ilya's monologue is so funny

[agythi]

Just had a (horrible) dream where I got two cats and hid them from my roommates in my bedroom. I didn't eat in order to save money to provide care for the cats and survived solely by petting them. However, I also never fed the cats, who survived solely by eating the rats in my bedroom, who in turn were surviving solely by eating food scraps in the trash bags in the room which I never took out. Surely this implies nothing of the psychic landscape upon my mind...

[mismess]

Do you think something goofed? Went splat even?

[blueberrybeomgyurecs]

who else wants to fuck sungho