#surrounded by morons

[bobbie-robron]

Oh great, I’m surrounded by morons.

Sorry, what?

31-Aug-2016

[bottlepiecemuses]

More Love For Queen

Mun: Seriously, this guy just has so much personality. And I agree these guys are not the brightest bulbs around. 

[halfchick]

Living in the same world as some people who think ‘leftist’ and ‘progressive’ are dirty words like ‘commie’ 🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣

[amarriageoftrueminds]

the way Zemo frames Bucky in CACW is so hilarious cuz not only is SebStan taller than DanBrühl but this is also the movie where he massively bulked up

so all these great spies are like 'the Winter Soldier is so sneaky he bombed the UN then shrank two inches and lost 50lbs of muscle as a disguise!!'

[player1-online]

@dabi-silver

"Clean up this fucking mess you made."

[the-bomb-sammi-morse]

Me when I got up this morning

[thedalektables]

«“Why don’t you ask her yourself?” [Donna] said softly.

The Doctor froze, staring stupidly at Donna. The Master leaned out of the TARDIS to see a blonde figure carrying an impressively large gun down the other end of the street. Rose Tyler had found her way back. For a few seconds, the Master entertained a vague hope that the journey across universes had driven her insane and her first move was going to be to shoot Donna, imprison the Doctor and ally herself with the Master. That, he felt, was really the only way this could end satisfactorily. 

That hope was dashed when the Doctor spun around and stared and Rose Tyler beamed at him. The Doctor’s incredulous stare became a broad smile as Rose started running.

Oh god. This was going to be revolting.

The Doctor made to start running and the Master stuck his foot out, sending the Doctor sprawling onto the pavement.

It was a small victory, because Donna grabbed him painfully by the ear. The Doctor simply scrambled to his feet and didn’t even look back as he started running.»

- Surrounded by Morons, by @shinyopals​ (Chap.3)

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[thedalektables]

«“Please,” begged the Doctor. “Just let Rose go.”

“How about… no!”

The Master caught a glimpse of Rose’s eye for the first time as he leaned in again to really rub it in.

She did not look scared. 

The next couple of seconds were a bit of a blur. The Master was aware of movement, and his arms being empty, and spinning around and suddenly being slammed right up against something hard. There was silence, then a click behind him as the cold barrel of a gun pressed into the back of his neck.

Gingerly, he opened his eyes to see he’d been slammed against the console. Rose was standing behind him, forcing one of his hands up his back at an awkward angle and pointing the gun at him. He tried to pull away but she tightened her grip, twisting his arm and causing pain to shoot up to his shoulder. 

“OW!” he complained. “That hurts.”

“Oh, I'm sorry,” replied Rose, voice dripping with sarcasm. “And I made a promise to be nice to anyone who tries to kill me. Especially if they do so to hurt the Doctor. I can’t get enough of that.”

“I like her,” said Donna to the Doctor.

“That was kinda hot,” said Jack with a smirk.»

- Surrounded by Morons, by @shinyopals​ (Chap.3)

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