#suspiciousspud

[fishfingersandscarves]

I would like to offer a smile, a belly for scritching, and a bonus Biggest Baby in these trying times 💚

AW thank you for these sweet babies

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

suspiciousspud replied to your post “@suspiciousspud replied to your photo “did you all know about this?...”

listen the first bites with the crumble were good but the section between the crumble and the cone? felt like an eternity, I wake up at night remembering slogging through those flavorless middle-bites

i still do not completely comprehend all of this but as always i appredciate input and welcome food opinions especially

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

@suspiciousspud replied to your photo “did you all know about this? because i do now. i know.”

tried the twinkie drumstick-things because I felt like I had a moral obligation? they were.. not good. the chocolate part of the snoball ice cream tastes exactly, unnaturally like the actual snoballs though

@kallistis replied to your photo “did you all know about this? because i do now. i know.”

i was about to say how good the twinkie drumsticks were and saw @suspiciousspud's comment, idk who you are but we're fistfighting in person

i don’t know what either of you are talking about but have fun with your fistfight

[ofools]

anon has a crush bc not only are your art and writing gr8 and ur rly rly ridiculously good looking but I love seeing your posts about work and doggos (and Discourse™), and ur shit posts are made from the finest manure from organic, grass-fed cows

omg thanks so much!!!!!

no my shitposts are made by me not cows they can’t comprehend my brand

[ofools]

I tried to subject a friend to your blog and facebook flagged it as an unsafe link and made me do a captcha

facebook Knows

[incorrectshakespeare]

act I, scene IV

Virgilia: I can’t go out; I’m too worried about Caius…

Valeria: Boo, you whore.

[flowingpetals]

noticed your tags on the "and he looks at me and I look at him" audio, it's Weird Al Yankovic singing "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" MAY YOUR MIND NOW BE AT PEACE

Ahhh thank you so much!! Now I know what it is - you saved me a lot of time hunting that down.

[tarttism]

suspiciousspud replied to your post: ive been screaming ‘don giovanni’ in a...

a ceeenar teeeeecoooo m’inviTAAAAAAAAAASTI e son venUUUUtoooooooo!

NON LAVREI GIAMMAI CREDUTOOO MA FAROOOO QUEL CHE POTROOOO LEPORELLO, UUUUN ALTRA CENA FA CHE SUBITO SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PORTI