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“A Pterodactyl screeched overhead in the noonday sun. It was a good day to be God.” -Starfucker and the World of Tomorrow, by cultofthepigeon Since 5772 Mati ✡ 30s ✡ fucky [they/them], or maybe [he/him] if you're feeling sexy. Having a time. I do not follow from this blog.

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

sharks are never losing again btw

[rbi-bunt]

I think if biologically possible, baseball players would chatter and chirp like cats do when tracking a fly ball

[joeyclaire]

[rbi-bunt]

I think if biologically possible, baseball players would chatter and chirp like cats do when tracking a fly ball

[annelidarchive]

house of leaves / goncharov esque project consisting of the paratext of a nonexistent text where the described-but-unseen source material is an 800 page rulebook for the worst tabletop game you've ever heard of and the paratext is a series of arguments and blog posts generated by insane forum users

[funky-puff]

House of leaves update!

What the fuck

[goatstrogen]

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

what if you were a shark mascot..... and i was a shark mascot....... and we kissed on center ice.............. (and we were both boys)

i draw fanart on average once every five years. this image has been haunting me for about a year and a half and i was about due.

SJ Sharkie of the San Jose Sharks being kissed by Sharky of the Kölner Haie on center ice. Sharky is such a good dancer, Sharkie couldn't help but fall in love.

stuff below the cut

my concept is this happened right after Sharky finished one of his dances, and i have a reference pulled up to draw that part and everything, and then i realized i wasn't gonna do both in one sitting and it was beyond me to do this in more than one sitting, at least for now.

this happening directly after a dance is also why Sharky isn't on skates. He can't do his backflips on skates. he's a hockey player, not a figure skater; leave him alone.

also here's center ice without the sharks bc i fully drew the logos and I especially had fun doing the Köln logo which was promptly covered lol

refence images if you're curious: sharky sharkie1 sharkie2

[dramatic-dolphin]

it's actually so funny that all you need to do as a female athlete to be immediately disqualified is being good, because everyone knows women suck ass at everything and if a woman is good at something that's unnatural. hashtag feminism hashtag protect women.

[godlessondheimite]

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

[godlessondheimite]

wow really good addition here

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

funny thing i forgot to tell yesterday. when i was telling the fellow volunteer about the flyers offer sheet drama (plus a couple other things), they were websearching related images for us both to look at. i was telling them about the relevant teams both currently being orange, so they searched things like "anaheim ducks on ice" to see their uniforms on players, and one of the photos was of the duck mascot. so they said, "i wanna see the flyers mascot," and typed in "philadelphia flyers mascot," and just as they hit enter i had finished processing what they just said and i said, "oh, it's Gritty," and as the page was still loading they had that realization and also said, "oh, it's Gritty," and the search results finally finished loading and it was Gritty.

[sport-news-daily]

were adding underwhelming sex magic to baseball

[sport-news-daily]

its not good or interesting

[transgeoffrickly-deactivated202]

every time someone talks about someone "faking disability to live on welfare" or anything to that effect i think about how my mom worked in law and directly knew of a case of a guy who had terminal brain cancer with an estimated few months to live and got rejected the first time he applied for disability income. like, he was 100% going to die and that wasn't disabled enough to not have to jump through a million hoops and get lawyers involved. non-disabled people "living off of welfare" is such a non issue because i cannot bring myself to care about the like, 3 people who maybe successfully do it compared to the thousands of people rejected who need aid

[scorebug]

Ugh

[sport-news-daily]

many sports are currently being rewired to be for lesbian perverts

[degrommunism]

NHL fans piss me off so bad…what do you mean it’s on Leo carlsson not to sign a contract for generational wealth because it could fuck the cap situation for the team he’s on he’s not the general manager it’s not his job to manage it. I HATE SALARY CAPS I HATE HOW MUCH IT PUTS HAVING TO MAKE SURE OTHER PEOPLE GET PAID AND THE TEAM GETS BUILT ON THE PLAYER YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME SUPPORTING SALARY CAPS

[degrommunism]

“Noooooo 21 year old who is putting your body in high risk situations every night you can’t sign for 18 million dollars you have to help the 50 year old men in the front office work a budget” FUCK OFFFFFF

[shiveringsoldier]

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now