Vampire! Suzuki x Werewolf! Changbin
»Everybody shut up I just had a break through.. walk with me.
«y'know how Vampires and Werewolves constantly fight over who's superior? We just went fuck it and decide to bring world peace by fucking eachother.
»im pretty sure if I wanted to win an arguement or get out of a situation with him I'd just have to throw something and say "fetch!" And by OBLIGATION. He has to go and catch it, no matter how annoyed he is I don't make the rules 🤷
«he'd obviously be like "are you serious right now" staring at me like I just said a slur, but 30 seconds later he goes to get whatever I threw because he "doesn't want to loose things because of my dumbassery" while in reality its the dawg in him kicking in.
»and if he doesn't get it it'll bug him out for the rest of the week until he goes searching for it LMAOOO.
«I feel like he would complain about how I constantly sit in the dark, because I'm a vampire n shit and bright lights hurt my eyes (this is a fact about me irl). So he has to endure the house being in constant darkness/dimness because of me.
»I bet he constantly has bruises on his legs because of constantly knocking into things in our dark house. I'm pretty sure he's fallen down the stairs once but doesn't want to admit it.
«we leave in a huge gothic style cathedral/mansion on the middle of the forest because I said so.
»I feel like once he tried being smart by buying holy water and garlic, and splashing it on me whenever I said something mean. He slept outside for the whole week.
«I think his werewolf form would be kinda greyish silver ish. Like his hair for the back door era (ugh back door Changbin you tickle me)
»off topic but he is HAIRY. Oh my god one shower takes like half a shampoo bottle, that's why he has a whole stock of shampoo ready bcs he don't like being dirty.
«but it's okay cuz I like em hairy, I want that chest fluff. I want that happy trail, I want that forest. That bush. I wanna feel like a pirate cutting through shrubs in the jungle to get to the treasure.
»another fun fact but I feel like he's a FURNACE. Especially since I'm always cold IMMA NEED THAT HUMAN OVEN PLEASERRE.
«like oh my god cuddling with him would unlock all my chakras instantly. You don't get it.
»Imma be so honest but hear me out when I say I can take Changbin in his werewolf form (not the WOLF form but the WEREWOLF form, like humanoid wolf type ish)
»I might need furry Changbin in an unhealthy way.. mind your business y'all but imma need that furry dih
«Genuinely craving Werewolf Changbin nobody talk to me rn.
Dis one kinda short but wtv
ahaaaa monster fuckers wya?????😝
