#svenlaf

[donttapntheglass-blog]

2015 - 10 - 06

Me: Who's your favorite Disney sidekick?

Sister: Olaf.

Me: Okay, but what about Sven?

Sister: Oh.

Sister: Svenlaf.

Me: NO.

Sister: TOO LATE.

[ingridverse]

[Gestures Intensify] pls. I'll give you a cookie?

Now you’re talkin’.This brings me to something I’ve been semi-seriously considering for a while. And maybe this is the time to try an experiment.

Now Accepting Commissions:

I’m opening myself up for text commissions. If you want, to take an entirely random example, a scene of dom!elsa and sub!anna (or sub!ingrid, or whatever), or you want to know exactly what happened after the tasteful fade out at the end of a steamy chapter, or you just plain want a particular story about a particular thing, sign up for a slot via my ask box.

Rules:

Two cents a word. (That’s $40 for 2,000 words, $30 for 1,500, and so on.) You specify the length, and I’ll meet or exceed it. Nothing shorter than 500 words or longer than, oh, 10,000.

Nothing particularly squicky. No non-con unless the person really deserves it, and even then no injury/gore/scat.

Anachronistic pubic hair is fine, but I will spell colour with a U.

In general, I reserve the right to refuse any commission on the grounds that I can’t get into it, or it makes me feel gross. f/f, f/m, m/m are fine (although m/m is not my field of expertise).

I guarantee a middle and an end, and possibly a beginning, to your story. I’m not gonna leave you hanging just because I hit the word length.

This is an experiment. I reserve the right to change or discontinue the rules if it’s not working out.

I keep the copyright and reserve the right to reuse anything I’ve written in something else, and to be credited as the author.

Reblog, don’t repost, don’t resell.

And just because you bribed me with a cookie, spooths, don’t feel obliged to sign up for a commission. Just be ready to take the blame for giving me a shove.

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P.S. Artists who take commissions; any advice?