#swaghetti

[jimbles-archive]

[chibitasm]

Inktober Day 22- Ugly Sweaters

tbh i want both these sweaters to be real

[put-it-in-the-trash]

this one was a specific request

OK YALL GRAB THE BUTTER PAULA BACK IN. GET YO MOMS SWAGHETTI FROM THE PANTRY. BOIL SOME DANK WATER. ITLL TAKE FOREVER SO DAB WHILE YOU WAIT. DAB DAB DAB. YOURE MOM WILL PROBABLY COME IN AND YELL AT YOU TO STOP DABBING. WHEN THAT WATER BE LIT, DUMP IN YOUR SWAGOODLES. DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE FIRE BURN AND CAULDRON BUBBLE. WHEN IT BE DONE, DUMP THAT RAGU SWAGSAUCE ON IT. THEN GRAB THOSE COSTCO MEMEBALLS FROM THE FREEZER. COOK EM IN A PAN. MAKE EM SIZZLE. WHEN THEY BE BAKED, PUT EM ON YOUR SWAGHETTI. GET A GLASS OF MILK BECAUSE CHEF HACKERMAN PROMOTES HEALTHY BONES. AND DONT BE A THIRSTY HOE, AMIRITE? EAT. SWAGHETTI AND MEMEBALLS.

[the-ass-shrimp]

Emerald: I’m making dinner tonight, will you three join us?

Anthony: Of course!

Emerald: I’m making spaghetti and meatballs.

Nero: *inhaling deeply*

Nick, whispering: Don’t-

Nero: Swaghetti and memeballs.

Nick: You’re uninvited.

Nero: That’s fair.

[captain-howdy]

when will the out-of-bed-style be en vogue again? #outofbed #steilefrise #swaghetti #yolonese #badhairday (hier: Munich, Germany)

[dafoodle]

Rent the swaghetti

[missmisfortune21]

Friend: You’re invited to dinner tonight

Me: Oh really? What are we having?

Friend: Spaghetti and Meatballs

Me: Swaghetti and Memeballs

Friend: Get out.

[thatrandomfandomgirl]

Day 14 of the #100DayPhotoChallenge 1. I love to read 2. I love love love wearing formal dresses 3. I love Harry Potter 4. John Green is my favorite author 5. I love swaghetti with my whole soul. #swaghetti #spaghetti #JohnGreen #harrypotter #formaldress #formalwear #reading #read #bookworm #fishingboatproceeds