Dec 29, 2017
Chan: I’m making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner
Felix: do you mean swaggetti and memeballs
Chan:
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Chan: I’m making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner
Felix: do you mean swaggetti and memeballs
Chan:
Victor: You wanna come over for dinner? Yuuri is making spaghetti and meatballs.
Yuri: Ah yes. Swaghetti and memeballs.
Victor: You’re uninvited.
Yuri: That’s fair.
this one was a specific request
OK YALL GRAB THE BUTTER PAULA BACK IN. GET YO MOMS SWAGHETTI FROM THE PANTRY. BOIL SOME DANK WATER. ITLL TAKE FOREVER SO DAB WHILE YOU WAIT. DAB DAB DAB. YOURE MOM WILL PROBABLY COME IN AND YELL AT YOU TO STOP DABBING. WHEN THAT WATER BE LIT, DUMP IN YOUR SWAGOODLES. DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE FIRE BURN AND CAULDRON BUBBLE. WHEN IT BE DONE, DUMP THAT RAGU SWAGSAUCE ON IT. THEN GRAB THOSE COSTCO MEMEBALLS FROM THE FREEZER. COOK EM IN A PAN. MAKE EM SIZZLE. WHEN THEY BE BAKED, PUT EM ON YOUR SWAGHETTI. GET A GLASS OF MILK BECAUSE CHEF HACKERMAN PROMOTES HEALTHY BONES. AND DONT BE A THIRSTY HOE, AMIRITE? EAT. SWAGHETTI AND MEMEBALLS.
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