#swankyspaghetti

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Hello! Could I please have a haikyuu matchup and a matesprit and morail for homestuck? :o I'm a bi female. I'm a mom friend who lectures ppl about their health and making good choices. I'm actually a big baby and I'm really impulsive so yikes. I like memes and I quote vine religiously. I have the shittiest sense of humour. I laugh at everything. For interests, I love science, (I info dump too much) video games, listening to music/singing, the horror genre, an lizards.(1/2 yikes I hope that's ok)

hell yeah dude the longer the description the better the match 

love your username btw

-mod olio

For Haikyuu, we match you with…

KUROO TETSUROU

○ Science nerds? That’s how the two of you actually bonded! You were the only one who laughed at his chemistry insults, what nerds. (￢‿￢ ) Don’t worry about spilling too much info with this guy! He understands and would also probably give you some information of his own!

○ Similarly, he also understands all of the vine and meme references you make and will definitely reference them alongside you! Getting DMed with (mostly cat) memes on instagram or tumblr? Hell yeah! You both can also cry about the loss of vine

○ Late night horror movie/gaming sessions? Yeah! And of course, there will always be tons of coffee and snacks to go around! Just expect to wake up real late (even if there’s school the next day) (⁀ᗢ⁀;;) 

For your Homestuck moirail, we match you with…

ARADIA MEGIDO

♢ Meme gods. That’s all there is to say. If you start a reference or song, Aradia will be there to immediately join in without missing a beat, the two of you terrorizing everyone in your vicinity. When you’re together you share memes either of you have found, finding a way to incorporate it into your everyday lives. She loves to laugh with you at something for no reason at all. But who needs a reason to laugh when your moirail is around anyway, right? 

♢ Whatever she finds on her archeology expeditions she’ll bring to you, letting you study it and discovering what it is together. On your off days you’ll simply get comfortable in her hive and binge watch series after series, taking turns to pack snacks and take some singing and dancing breaks.

For your Homestuck matesprit, we match you with…

KARKAT VANTAS

♡ Oh man. The both of you are baby, but like. You exchange shifts on being the baby. Some days it’ll be you with Karkat taking care of you, making sure you eat well and sleep comfortably, and some days it’ll be vice versa. Your wellbeing is just as important to him as his is to you, so it’s a systemic balance of caretaking.

♡ He hates your memes. Well, he says that, but he’s got those vines and parodies memorised, and it gets to him once in awhile. He doesn’t hate it as much as he says he does, and it does make him happy to see that you’re having fun with it, but he doesn’t like that it’s so catchy and senseless. If you listen hard enough during those parodies, though, you might get to hear him humming along.

♡ He’ll show you loads of weird shit he finds. He looks at something and thinks, ‘this might make you laugh’, and sends it to you. He’ll watch or listen for your reaction and give himself a pat on the back when he hears a positive reaction, which is most of the time. He’ll also come to you and ask for random science facts just to hear you speak passionately about something. 

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Submission request from swanky-spaghetti

Homestuck match-up!

Hi dear! Could I get a homestuck matchup please? Maybe one of the male kids and trolls if that’s okay? I’m an INFJ mage of time! I love helping people. I’m a mom friend, and I can be a bit overbearing sometimes because I just want everyone to be happy and healthy! I have social/generalized anxiety, and bpd. I’m planning on becoming a nurse, as I’m fascinated by the human body and brain. I tend to overanalyze things and have a hard time truly enjoying things. I can appear stoic and intimidating, but when I’m with people I’m comfortable around I’m very blunt, energetic,

excitable, and goofy. I love pulling harmless pranks, singing, dancing, listening to music, playing video games, and reading! Music is a huge part of my life, I enjoy all genres of it and I usually always have at least an ear bud in as it soothes my anxiety. I’m a very defensive person, so while I’m not offended very easily, if I feel someone os genuinely targeting me I become very passive aggressive. I like to make people think I’m tough and a hardass but I’m a huge baby. I cry if people yell at me, I am pretty clingy and touch starved, so I do enjoy being doted on every so often,although I need to trust someone completely to be able to let them touch me. I hoard blankets and stuffed animals.

I have a coffee addiction like,, 5 cups of coffee a day. And then I’ll nap for 14 hours. It’s very chaotic.

I’m generally very respectful to most people, even if I dislike them; and I expect other people to act the same way. I love animals, whether they’re scaly or furry! I plan to get a tarantula in the future to scare my friends. My sense of humour is terrible, I sing Minecraft parodies ironically. I’m very sarcastic and sassy. I snort when I laugh and it’s absolutely terrible 😔 thank you so much! 💞

I pair you with Sollux!

 - Whenever he codes for too long, he may forget to eat, get some sleep, or even drink water. Someone like you who is so caring and willing to help others would be a huge help to him, and you would be one of the only people he would trust to help him. 

 - While he wouldn’t necessarily like getting pranks pulled on him, he would totally help you plan and do them to other people like Karkat. He likes to poke fun at others, especially when it gets a rise out of them. He’s not a fan of singing and dancing, but he’d love to watch you do it-he’d be entranced with you. 

 - He’s also very fond of caffeine, so he wouldn’t judge you for drinking so much of it. If it ever gets to the point where it’s unmanageable, you’d be able to work together to lean off of it. That way you’d both have someone around who would understand the need for it. 

 -He can mouth off to others, especially if they’re being rude to him, but for the most part if he’s around someone he doesn’t know he’s pretty neutral around them. He wouldn’t go out of his way to be malicious or mean, especially if he knows you don’t like that. 

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Thank you so much for the 707 match up lovely!!!

You're welcome!

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Hello! Could I please get a male matchup for BNHA, Voltron, Black Butler, and The Arcana? I’m a Gemini and a huge nerd with a coffee addiction! I have social and generalized anxiety, as well as depression. I love plays and musicals, and I sing a lot when I’m alone. I’m a mom friend, and I care deeply about those I’m close to. I have generalized anxiety disorder and social anxiety disorder but I’ve mastered the art of internal suffering so it’s hard to tell when I’m nervous or anxious until I freak out about something. I’m very patient and forgiving, so people sometimes take advantage of that, but if I’m pushed too far I’ll cut ties with someone. I seem very apathetic, but I’m a very sweet person, and I love to sing, dance, and joke around with people. I’m pretty good at reading people and situations. I want to be a doctor or nurse, and I’m absolutely fascinated by the human body and brain! I have very good hearing and certain noises can make me really anxious or angry. I’m a coffee addict and I never remember when to eat, and I love soft blankets and stuffed animals + real animals, and I’m very affectionate with those I love, although I have a hard time expressing it verbally. Thank you!!

BNHA: Mirio Togata! 

 -He’s such a sweet guy that he’d make sure bring you coffee every morning/afternoon to make sure you’re awake and happy. He’d do more that just that of course, but little things like that show that he’d be a very attentive partner. 

 -He’s an almost entirely fearless person who is quite outgoing, but he wasn’t always that way, so he’d be able to understand and comfort you when your anxiety gets bad. Since he’s so kindhearted, he’d do anything to help you calm down. 

 -He loves to sing! He doesn’t do it well, because he belts out parts he can’t hit and he’s always off-key, but its adorable and fun to watch him get really into a song, and singing with him would really enjoyable too!  

Voltron: Hunk! 

 -Caring deeply about others is a trait you and Hunk would both share, and that’s key to a relationship! Caring about each other with an equal or almost equal amount of passion would ensure to both of you that the other would care enough about each other! 

 -He’d try and keep a keen eye on you so he can try to eventually figure out the warning signs before you get super anxious or upset so he could get you out of whatever situation it was that was causing it. Since he’s such a caring person he’d want to make sure he can make his partner as comfortable as possible. 

 -He’d love to joke around with you! He loves any and all kind of humor, so whether you’re telling a pun or some kind of elaborate joke, he’d be entertained. 

Black Butler: Snake! 

 -He’s on the more mysterious side, so having a partner who is skilled at reading others would be very helpful, both for him and for you. It would make him feel a lot better and more secure knowing that you could understand him. 

 -Since he’s often in quiet places, he can hear very well also, so certain loud noises agitate him too. The both of you would prefer more secluded places to be in, so there would be no arguments there. 

 -Since you love animals, hopefully you’d include snakes in that category! He’d be so happy if you loved his companions just as much as he did! Even if you don’t really prefer snakes or are scared of them, as long as you don’t hate them he’ll eventually grow used to it. 

Arcana: Julian! 

 -He’s so into drama and musicals that its almost unreal. Besides medicine, it’s one of his true passions. Whether you’re watching something together, or even acting together, you would both love it and have a blast.

 -Being around Julian requires a lot of patience, but since you have that, it won’t be a problem! Whether he’s being dramatic or insecure/doubtful about your relationship, as long as you’re patient and keep reassuring him, eventually he’ll be fine! 

 -He loves to dance! He actually likes to slow dance the most, especially if it’s with his partner. However, he likes to do other dancing too, especially out at a tavern like the Rowdy Raven as long as others join in. 

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Thank you again for the matchup!!! :O they're so good I love roxy sm :')

thank you!! im glad you like it a second time :^)

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Thank you sm for the matchups!! I lov my bbs. I'm sorry to ask but would it also be okay for me to get a matesprit matchup for one of the human kids when the ask box is free again :o? They're so cute!

we never closed the inbox! its just kinda open to be flooded

glad you liked them enough to ask for another match

-mod olio

For your Homestuck matesprit, we match you with…

ROXY LALONDE

♡ The only obvious natural order of things here to her is to MEME OUT with you. There’s nothing she won’t laugh at with you, and there are times when the two of you end up in a giggling and snorting mess, jaw aching and breathless from laughing too hard. There’s an awful lot of drunken singing/screaming sessions from the kitchen to the bathroom. It’s always chaos with her around, but it’s the sort of chaos that’s all fun and warm. 

♡ Your pastime would mostly be in her bedroom, discussing science. She loves science, you love science, what’s not to love? There’s just so many aspects of science to talk about, from ecobiology to ectobiology. Besides science, she also shares your interest in video games, which is something you may do often as well. 

♡ Roxy’s friendly and loving nature makes her a fantastic listener and lover, especially for you. There’s nothing about you and your problems she won’t nor try to understand, and she’ll dedicate her time to just sitting you down and talking you through your problems, perhaps with a cup of warm cocoa or tea. Too much coffee isn’t good for you in the long run, she thinks. 

♡ It warms her heart too, in a way, when you open up to her because it shows that you trust her, which strengthens your relationship. She likes to take care of people, so let yourself be pampered by her from time to time. Around Roxy Lalonde, there’s no need to keep up a facade.

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Hello! Could I please get a male or female matchup? I'm a 5'5ish gemini INTJ and self proclaimed mom friend™ I push all of my friends to do their very best and try my hardest to be there to catch them if they fall! I have a tendency to bottle up my negative emotions. I have social and generalized anxiety and prefer other people to speak for me. I love memes, vines, and being able to joke around with people. I believe that everyone deserves the chance to be forgiven and loved! I adore animals(1/2

and I have three little geckos that I'm very passionate about. I want to go into the medical field and help people. I'm aiming to be an ER physician. I'm a huge science nerd. I collect small things like glassware, necklaces, and figurines. I like playing video games and play anything from skyrim to animal crossing, but I'm a huuge fan of the Legend of Zelda series and collect merch!! I like to sing, dance, read, write, and learn. Thank you!!! (2/2)I match you with... 707! Oh. Oh no. A cute person. Gaaaaah! His heart can't handle it!Just because of how bubbly and kind you seem to be I wound up leaning this way. You're into a lot of things your hobbies don't seem to have any end in sight; It's the same for Seven, I don't even know how he manages to keep all of that information inside that big head of his. So, I can't imagine the way he would be able to keep up with you when you were chatting about something casual or a little more intense. Guy just has an approximate knowledge of evettyhing, and it might floor you how determined he is to impress you with how much he can learn about your favorite things. It doesn't take a lot of your animated talking for him to want to not only know what you're talking but to be able to initiate those kinds of conversations. With how much you've pushed him to be a better person you should do well to remember that he's going to be just as on top of you about you taking care of your own emotions. Smother you with love and compassion to make you know how much you mean to not only him but others.

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Hi!! I'm sorry to bother you uwu I just wanted to know if my match up info sent because my asks don't always send!! Have a lovely day!

I think it must have eaten your message because I don't have one from you. I'm sorry, could you send it again?