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Hondo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Street: >:O language

Chris: Yeah watch your fucking language

Deacon: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CHRIS THE FUCK WORD?

Luca: 'The fuck word'.

Tan: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Chris: Oh my god he censored it

Luca: Say fuck, Tan.

Chris: Do it, Tan. Say fuck.

Hondo: Time for plan G.

Street: Don’t you mean plan B?

Hondo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Chris: What about plan D?

Hondo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Deacon: What about plan E?

Hondo: I’m hoping not to use it. Luca dies in plan E.

Tan: I like plan E.

Street: *Accidentally hits Hondo in the face*

Street: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Street: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Hondo: What’s wrong with you?!

Hondo, tending to Street's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Street: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Hondo: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Street: I do have a sense of humor you know

Hondo: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Street: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Hondo: I was arrested for being too cool.

Street: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Street, pointing: May I sit there?

Hondo: That's my lap

Street: That doesn't answer my question, Hondo.

From an incorrect quotes generator - I might make a few more just to express my undying love for SWAT

Hondo and Street, they are the cutest and also, I still think they should make an anime version of the show!

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