#incorrect swat

[brinleyparke]

Street: You know I think my life has value.

Hondo: Who are you, and what have you done with Street?!

[lizzimarie03]

Hondo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Street: >:O language

Chris: Yeah watch your fucking language

Deacon: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CHRIS THE FUCK WORD?

Luca: 'The fuck word'.

Tan: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Chris: Oh my god he censored it

Luca: Say fuck, Tan.

Chris: Do it, Tan. Say fuck.

[brinleyparke]

Luca: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Deacon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated, ...

Street: Smad.

[brinleyparke]

Chris: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Street.

Street: I hate myself.

Chris: Alright, square up.

[brinleyparke]

Street, texting Hondo: *sends a voice message*

Hondo, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Street: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Hondo: *presses play*

Street's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[brinleyparke]

Street: I love hearing Hondo shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

[brinleyparke]

Street: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something

Chris: Street, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[brinleyparke]

Luca: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Street: You looked in a mirror?

Luca: Someday you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so merciful.

Street: Ha! Yeah, because my life is just rainbows and unicorns and lollipops now.