#swd raphael

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Polyamory really is the solution to all love triangles huh

[raphaeltheseraphim]

Hello everyone, sorry for taking a long hiatus again. Before anyone asks… there was some complications with the baby… it apparently was a ‘still birth’. When I found out I got so upset I threw the nurses out of the window… I was stuck in human jail for a while because Michael said I had to “pay for the consequences of my actions” but I am still peeved and believe I did nothing wrong. Also no, I do not know who the babies father was but Lucifer said it may be likely for me to get pregnant again since I’m under so much stress so, I’m not really sure how to feel about that.

[sempaksiete]

idk why but i love this part of the ongoing leisure event so much lmao

yeaa get it funky angel yuhhh (MC: Kii, he/him)

((sorry for reposting tumblr hates me and my guts))

[still-a-morosexual-help]

RAPHAEL I'M SO SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU! EVERY0NE WHO GOT PISSED AT RAPHAEL FOR PULLING THIS SHIT OWES HIM A PERSONAL APOLOGY

also

MICHAEL SQUARE THE FUCK UP

i'm so sorry for believing the sad wet cat from s4 could be this cold

just look at him

pathetic (affectionate)

Also Michael unknowingly/secretly becoming a full time side character next season is insane and everyday we're getting closer and closer to seeing what he really looks like and i'm on my knees praying that he has long hair

[still-a-morosexual-help]

ANDIDHXIDJDKD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE CELESTIAL REALM!!?!??💀

Imagine leaving your home that's by your own admission too strict, where you didn't feel like you fit in, where you were depressed and having to leave it meant your bodies were permanently changed but you found a new home and you started to learn to fit in there and you realised you fit in here better. Also the residents of your previous home killed your little sister and you gained two new family members in your new home

But then just one year later your previous home sends a text like "actually lol you're all forgiven, forget the whole dead sister thing and abandon the two new family members you got, you can come back home now! Isn't that great! No it's definitely not because we realised you're a force to be reckoned with and in case of a war we don't want you on the enemies side! We just miss you! Aren't you happy! Also if you refuse to come back we'll start an inter-realm war yes the very thing your new home is trying to prevent lol"

I know the Celestial Realm was supposed to be morally grey but holy shit?

The audacity!!????

Also solomon being hungover during the whole thing was probably the funniest part. The man's worst nightmares seem to be on the verge of coming true and he's barely standing up straight, because he got so used to MC's presence after just a few weeks/months of living together vs years of them living with the brothers, that one day without them meant he needed to go get blackout drunk (yes yes ik it probably brought up all his childhood trauma about being locked inside a basement alone and whatever happened to his first friend but the man couldn't have picked a worse time to have a crisis)

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Do you think Raphael would be easy to prank?

Canon evidence points to yes. Canon evidence also says that he will then attempt to murder you in retaliation

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Do you think we’ll see the fallout between Diavolo and Mephistopheles in Nightbringer? Do you think the newer side characters are going to play a role in Nightbringer at all?

Honestly no clue, but I do think they'll turn up & have somewhat of a role (what with them being, even briefly, in the op and being newly introduced characters).

Specially Raphael & Mephisto because of how connected they are to the main characters/the devildom & celestial realm

Assuming Nightbringer has seasons like og om!, I don't think they'll play much of a role in S1? I feel like Nightbringer S1 will follow the format of Obey Me! S1 - a bigger focus on the brothers, their issues & forming pacts

[still-a-morosexual-help]

I like how they teased Raphael during the whole of S3 and built him up to be this strict, condescending asshole and I mean he is but he's also

just

so

fucking

pathetic

(affectionate)

He's a ratty wet kitten you find in the rain. There's shelter all around you. There's no reason for this kitten to be wet. He's just sitting out in the open crying. You take him home because you're not a monster but you know you could have been taking a completely dry kitten home. There was no reason at all for him to sit in the middle of the sidewalk during a storm and cry except for the fact that the second the first drop of drizzle fell on him he plopped down and started wailing. That's the energy Raphael gives.