Jul 27, 2019
Yoshimitsu: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Chance: You’re a hazard to society.
Aurora: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Yoshimitsu: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Chance: You’re a hazard to society.
Aurora: And a coward. Do twenty.
I recorded this audio for the sole purpose of listening to it on repeat for the rest of my life but here’s Tarou’s full BGM track for anyone that might want to listen!
Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki + his gun
10 years ago today I married my best friend... MC's still really angry about it but me & Irving were drunk & thought it was funny.
Yoshimitsu
Yoshimitsu: [waking MC up in the middle of the night] Do you like me?
MC: I MARRIED YOU.
Yoshimitsu: Yeah... But did you marry me as a friend, or like, a husband? Unclear.
Yoshimitsu: [to Chance] Bitch.
Chance: Blocked.
Yoshimitsu: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.
Chance: Unblocked.
Yoshimitsu: Bitch.
Aurora: [walks by wearing pink]
Yoshimitsu: Oh. My. Gosh.
Irving: Aurora is wearing pink! Evans is wearing pink!
Chance: Are we sure it's not just a white shirt that's been bloodied in a fight?
Yoshimitsu: Maybe it wasn't her. Maybe she has a twin sister.
Irving: If Aurora had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb.
Yoshimitsu: Wait, how come none of you made fun of her?
Chance: It's Aurora. She's scary.
Yoshimitsu: You guys are unbelievable! I once wore a tie with a spot of purple and you guys called me Mr. Grapes for years!
Everyone: [laughing] I had forgotten about Mr Grapes!
Yoshimitsu: If I had worn a pink shirt, you guys would have torn me to shreds!
Chance: Yeah, but you look like a My Little Pony with a sword.
Aurora: [entering the room] What are you all laughing at?
Irving: If Yoyo was wearing a pink shirt.
Aurora: I get it, that's hilarious.
Yoshimitsu: WHAT'S HAPPENING? SHE is the one wearing pink!
Aurora: [threatening] And?
Yoshimitsu: [terrified] ... It's gorgeous, wish I could pull that off.
Aurora: Dream on strawberry shortcake.
