[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

[puppybearuniverse]

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[marisatomay]

Can he send just like one tweet right now just one tweet I’m begging

[marisatomay]

And I think to myself .. what a wonderful world

[marisatomay]

Adding “Mother Teresa could not beat these charges” to my vernacular posthaste

[flebus]

being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[sandersstudies]

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

[greelin]

no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open

[greelin]

if you hear me going “haugh.” or perhaps “augh” every so often and see me doubling over. well. Don’t even worry about it.

[tinsnip]

[nbbybirth-milfbychoice-blog]

[byjove]

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[midnight-shy]

[honeypleasejustkillme]

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

[100493503004422]

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

[valtsv]

new shirt ideas

[important-animal-images]

[frenchifries]

[eastgaysian]

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

[deesi-academia]

hi yes I'd like to order a fucking break for the next million years please. thankyou.

[sanguivor]

I found out my phone can make pngs and im going to throw up laughing at this one of my bf's cat