YOU ARE THE REASON
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
#extradirty
if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
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@flightoftheaj
had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on
whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
beg for your life, tennis boy
Can he send just like one tweet right now just one tweet I’m begging
And I think to myself .. what a wonderful world
Adding “Mother Teresa could not beat these charges” to my vernacular posthaste
being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.
anyone else relate
Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open
if you hear me going “haugh.” or perhaps “augh” every so often and see me doubling over. well. Don’t even worry about it.
doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care
imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life
therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults
growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess
new shirt ideas
the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal
hi yes I'd like to order a fucking break for the next million years please. thankyou.
I found out my phone can make pngs and im going to throw up laughing at this one of my bf's cat
