#swqk

[paladin-and-sorcerer]

MIKE WHEELER BLINK TWICE IF YOU CAN HEAR US

[storybookwolf]

It's wild that Vickie actually believed Robin worked at WSQK, a radio station which has no other employees and appears to only make sporadic short broadcasts consisting entirely of Robin monologing over songs or recapping everything that has happened in Hawkins over the past 18 months.

[paladin-and-sorcerer]

Will Byers deserved real, tangible, visible love and reciprocity beyond just self-acceptance

Mike Wheeler deserved self-recognition, narrative agency, and love without performance

Jane Hopper deserved family, safety, self-definition, and a future that didn’t depend on her pain and lack of autonomy

And I’m disappointed that two jaded white men couldn’t deliver this but not surprised

[paladin-and-sorcerer]

The Stranger Things epilogue is basically just Mike Wheeler realizing he can write fanfiction about his best friend with a self insert character

[paladin-and-sorcerer]

The concept of the GA believing in conformitygate but not understanding that if it’s real then Mike Wheeler is gay is so funny to me because what do you mean the GA missed the main point again what that’s crazy 🥀

[paladin-and-sorcerer]

Okay Mike Wheeler. Explain THIS:

[paladin-and-sorcerer]

My friends (who are normal): yeah the finale was okay! The happy ending was nice. I prefer season 3 and 4 though.

Me: SOMETHING is UP with that damn MIKE WHEELER I just can’t prove it yet

[paladin-and-sorcerer]

I actually cannot handle that the GA has locked onto Conformitygate but is forgetting that Mike Wheeler is secretly gay and/or Vecna’d and that’s a huge part of the theory ffs give credit where credit is due

Hence the name CONFORMITYgate HELLOOO