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Well, my daughter decided last minute she would like a Sweet 16. Her bday is Feb 22 so I don't have much time and I feel a little lost. She wants the perfect aesthetic and nothing too cringe and she said the drip better be full of rizz. HELP? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
I feel like this was Xavier's idea. White party? Hell yeah! There's nothing I like more than white attire. Just don't serve any type of red sauce, pllleeeasse!
"I'm seeing a lot of people who went ahead and dressed up but I wonder who all's joining these costume contests they've got going on." He fiddled with the cane he was carrying around and then asked, "Are you gonna try and get whatever prizes they've got?"
Text -> All Phone Contacts
Aera: So I know that everyone's been worried about how sick I am, but I'm finally comfortable sharing what's going on
Aera:
"This wedding is an incredible spectacle! I feel like I've been transported back in time!" Juniper was looking around at everything from the decor to the band to the champagne tower to everybody's attire. They held Nova in their lap but the little girl soon slid off of her lap and toddled off to the dance floor. Juniper grinned as Atlas went after her and began dancing near his baby sister. Chuckling, Juniper took their phone out to take some video and a few pictures before storing the device back in their purse. "I think they'll be alright for a few minutes since there's plenty of adults here who know them. Do you want to go get some pictures at the photobooth?"
Now that my hangover is over, whoever has footage of me dancing the Lambada with Xavier needs to show me so I can someday show my kids that my hips don't lie. Also, sorry Fletcher. And sorry Xavier. And sorry to the Dave and Busters Parking lot that had to witness whatever chaos ensued. I don't remember any of it but I know there's footage somewhere! I was blasted. Also, I have a pocket full of carrot sticks and three peanuts in my shoe. Anyone? Can anyone explain this to me!?
Also, my work week has ended! I AM GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEK!
We hired interns to weed through our Morning Zoo fanmail and I swear they leave some things behind just so I can either have a good laugh or be horrified by the end of my shift.
Sexy ways to spice up the bedroom: wear a Sebastian Castillo mask..
They get significantly worse from there.
Text > Group (Feb. 13)
August: Let me preface this by saying it's not a joke.
August: Frankie and I are getting married in about...two hours 😍😯
August: Meet us at [address] if you're able to get on the next flight ❤️
