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Jesus: Listen, Devadatta just needs to learn some morals and values!

Ananda: LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD.

Devadatta: Hey, he made me in his own image.

#Saint Young Men #Saint Oniisan #SYM Jesus #SYM Ananda #SYM Devadatta #POV Jesus met with Ananda and Devadatta for the first time #And now they've gotten into an argument where Ananda forgot that he's the son of god #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes #Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men #Incorrect Saint Oniisan #Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Jesus about Devadatta: Buddha, no offence, but he's an asshole! He's purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!

Buddha: Well some of those stabbings were accidental!

Jesus:

Buddha: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.

#Jesus: Yeah those are STILL STABBINGS #Buddha: Not if it's poking #Jesus: I would politely DIGRESS #Saint Young Men #Saint Oniisan #SYM Jesus #SYM Buddha #SYM Devadatta #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes #Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men #Incorrect Saint Oniisan #Source: Unknown #Probably tumblr

Devadatta, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

#Saint Young Men #Saint Oniisan #SYM Devadatta #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes #Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men #Incorrect Saint Oniisan #Source: Tumblr #Idk it seems like a tumblr thing to say

Mara texting the group chat: I'm going to the store what flavour of ice cream do you guys want?

Lucifer: Moose Tracks is good!

Devadatta: What the fuck is that!?

Lucifer: How dare you insult Moose Tracks!

Devadatta: No no no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour? It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

Mara and Lucifer: What?

Devadatta: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

Mara: You done now?

Devadatta: Yeah ok.

Mara:

Lucifer:

Devadatta: Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

#Saint Young Men #Saint Oniisan #SYM Mara #SYM Lucifer #SYM Devadatta #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes #Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men #Incorrect Saint Oniisan #Source: Text Messages #Probably #You know by when I say Lucifer: I actually mean Beelzebub desperately working out a way to censor him for the purpose of this post to our ov #erlord Tumblr gods #And to make it make sense #He probably has a phone but threw it at some poor deamon in a fit of rage

Moggallana: So, you're driving, Lord Buddha and Devadatta walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Sariputta: Oh, that's easy, obviously Devadatta!

Moggallana: THE BREAKS SARIPUTTA YOU HIT THE BREAKS.

#Saint Young Men #Saint Oniisan #SYM Buddha #SYM Devadatta #SYM Sariputta #SYM Moggallana #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes #Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men #Incorrect Saint Oniisan #Source: Unknown

Buddha: In my experience, Devadatta can be a very dangerous man, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching him—

Jesus, blowing an air horn in Devadatta’s direction: GET FUCKED.

#Saint Young Men #Saint Oniisan #SYM Jesus #SYM Buddha #SYM Devadatta #I don't see Jesus swearing that often but maybe just this once #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes #Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men #Incorrect Saint Oniisan #Source: Vine

Devadatta: Buddha, my old friend!

Buddha: I'm pretty sure you tried to kill me on multiple occasions.

Devadatta: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you better!

#Buddha: You tried to squash me with a boulder #Devadatta: That was in the past I've outgrown that!#Buddha: You threatened to shove death caps down my throat last week #Devadatta: Again that was the old me! I'm way past that!#Saint Young Men #Saint Oniisan #SYM Buddha #SYM Devadatta #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men Quotes #Incorrect Saint Oniisan Quotes #Incorrect Saint Young Men #Incorrect Saint Oniisan #Source: Unknown

Devadatta: I'm so tired of this life. I wish to be a Roomba, I want knives tapped to me, and I want to be set loose.

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